Since the ancient days of yore, the great tiki gods above made blessed the beautiful city of San Francisco with such an over-abundance of watering holes of the tiki variety that it makes others weep with fruity cocktail and indoor rainfall envy. And so for half a decade the Isotope honors the great Island Lords by paying tribute upon the bar stools of the city's many tiki bars.
Legend tells that those who can complete the tour are granted the wonderous gift of
never-hangover... but no man or woman has ever managed to master the great tour of tiki. The brave still try, as we did last night, and here is the evidence of our attempt for your viewing pleasure.
Hosted by yours truly, with backup by Tour Guide Josh Richardson, production coordinator at comic publisher
AIT-PlanetLar (do take note that as the official Tour Guide Mister Richardson gets more than a few fringe benefits). Upon arrival at our first destination SF's Bamboo Hut each Tiki Tour attendee was issued with a passport to pleasure!

"Okay dudes, I'm Josh your tour guide. By accepting this passport you release us from liability from anything or anyone you may do tonight. If you have any questions or need any help sweet talking the ladies, you know who to ask, right?"
Scarface &
Puffed artist Dave Crosland shows off his famous double-fisted tiki drink technique.

A toast from Ash as we hit our second stop on the tour.

Kelly checks out the video strip tease trivia game. Shake it baby, shake it!

Avery G sporting his tropical island best.

Cheers Janet, dig that blue hawaiian!