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Old 07-29-2005, 10:13 AM   #1
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Im surprised comic cons are not more like roman orgys!

I'm having this chat with a friend and he asks me if cons are just like a huge scene from Caligula. I said no but he didn't buy it so it got me thinking.

Why aren't cons a great place to have dirty sex.

Here is my thinking. Ok besides the who "shower" thing why dont these guys that probably couldn't get laid anywhere else hook up with like minded girls at a con.

In the last five years I have seen more sketchbooks with puppies with huge penis' and nude conan's etc. it is pretty clear these dudes want to get laid and I imagine the girls are the same. There should be evening "key" parties hosted by a toy company or something.

OK so it isn't a perfect idea but I think there is some merit here.

Maybe Silent Devil could sponsor a "mixer" or something

I know I would go!

What do you guys think.

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p.s. I know the guy to girl ratio at a con is probably 50-1 but I still think I got something here
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Old 07-29-2005, 10:18 AM   #2
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Re: Im surprised comic cons are not more like roman orgys!

I threw up alot and then ate more. Does that count?
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Re: Im surprised comic cons are not more like roman orgys!

hahaha... thats hilarious
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Old 07-29-2005, 10:20 AM   #4
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Re: Im surprised comic cons are not more like roman orgys!

They're not like orgies because no one at a comic con knows how to have sex. They just don't understand the mechanics.
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Old 07-29-2005, 10:20 AM   #5
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Why aren't cons a great place to have dirty sex.

Here is my thinking. Ok besides the who "shower" thing why dont these guys that probably couldn't get laid anywhere else hook up with like minded girls at a con.
gee, I wonder..
 
Old 07-29-2005, 10:28 AM   #6
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Re: Im surprised comic cons are not more like roman orgys!

You're just going to the wrong cons.
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Old 07-29-2005, 10:39 AM   #7
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Re: Im surprised comic cons are not more like roman orgys!

You aint never been to a con where I was...
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Old 07-29-2005, 10:42 AM   #8
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Re: Im surprised comic cons are not more like roman orgys!

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I'm having this chat with a friend and he asks me if cons are just like a huge scene from Caligula. I said no but he didn't buy it so it got me thinking.

Why aren't cons a great place to have dirty sex.

Here is my thinking. Ok besides the who "shower" thing why dont these guys that probably couldn't get laid anywhere else hook up with like minded girls at a con.

In the last five years I have seen more sketchbooks with puppies with huge penis' and nude conan's etc. it is pretty clear these dudes want to get laid and I imagine the girls are the same. There should be evening "key" parties hosted by a toy company or something.

OK so it isn't a perfect idea but I think there is some merit here.

Maybe Silent Devil could sponsor a "mixer" or something

I know I would go!

What do you guys think.

saul

p.s. I know the guy to girl ratio at a con is probably 50-1 but I still think I got something here
Seriously, I agree with Jeffrey

You should have seen the twins my wife invited up to the room in Philli










































of course, they were male and I found out about it later, but STILL!!!
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Re: Im surprised comic cons are not more like roman orgys!

Saul, you just needed to ask.
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Re: Im surprised comic cons are not more like roman orgys!

I'm sure lots of sex goes on...but not at Caligula proportions.

There isn't enough flour in the world to find all the wetspots at a comic convention.
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