Oh I have been waiting for this.
My list is bizarre. I'll spare you stamos because I have already ranted.

mmm cillian murphy mmmm

This is still what I want for christmas

Janove Ottesen (the jackal) of kaizers orchestra. Fucking awesome.
Whole band for good measure

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR back in five minutes

Hahahahaha charles dera does not photograph well but he is one of the only attractive men I have seen appear in straight porn.