Wonder Woman Could Beat Up The New Avengers

[Gail Simone]

Originally Posted by Gregory

Where do you think he's trying to park his peter?

In Flash's Wheatcakes Surprise.

I'm serious about this...have you ever noted how many of the stories are about how icky icky girls ruin Spidey's playtime? And how many of the females are clearly drag queens?

Spidey's gay, and MJ's a beard.

Gail

[Gregory]

Originally Posted by Gail Simone

In Flash's Wheatcakes Surprise.

I'm serious about this...have you ever noted how many of the stories are about how icky icky girls ruin Spidey's playtime? And how many of the females are clearly drag queens?

Spidey's gay, and MJ's a beard.

Peter's a child of the '60s who chases mary jane. He might be a free-love hippie at worst.

So what does this say about his relationships to Norm, Harry, Robbie, Flash and J Jonah Jam--

Oh God ... Jonah always has a cigar in his mouth.

[Gail Simone]

Originally Posted by Gregory

Peter's a child of the '60s who chases mary jane. He might be a free-love hippie at worst.

So what does this say about his relationships to Norm, Harry, Robbie, Flash and J Jonah Jam--

Oh God ... Jonah always has a cigar in his mouth.

He's the stern bear daddy that Peter keeps going back to for punishment.

Seriously, I adore Spidey, he's one of my all-time favorites, but that guy is GAY.

[Gregory]

Originally Posted by Gail Simone

He's the stern bear daddy that Peter keeps going back to for punishment.

Seriously, I adore Spidey, he's one of my all-time favorites, but that guy is GAY.

If Marvel were to out/unmask him as gay, who would he hook up with?

Let's say you get to write one of his Amazings; how would you do it?

[Sy-Klone]

Originally Posted by Gregory

Peter's a child of the '60s who chases mary jane. He might be a free-love hippie at worst.

So what does this say about his relationships to Norm, Harry, Robbie, Flash and J Jonah Jam--

Oh God ... Jonah always has a cigar in his mouth.

Remember when they made a big deal about Peter moving in with Harry? Two wild "bachelors" sharing an apartment.

No wonder Aunt May kept having heart attacks. Clearly, she suspected something amiss.

[Gail Simone]

Originally Posted by Gregory

If Marvel were to out/unmask him as gay, who would he hook up with?

Let's say you get to write one of his Amazings; how would you do it?

I don't know but I would love Marvel forever and ever.



I have a Spidey story I'm dying to tell someday.

I think I just made it lots more unlikely.

But Spidey is awesome, one of the most purely brilliant creations in comics.

Gail

[Captain Sensation]

While i know these comments about spidey are jokes, they make me feel more and more bothered by the events in one more day

[Gregory]

Originally Posted by Sy-Klone

Remember when they made a big deal about Peter moving in with Harry? Two wild "bachelors" sharing an apartment.

No wonder Aunt May kept having heart attacks. Clearly, she suspected something amiss.

She may have suspected one of them was a miss.

[SteveZegers]

Originally Posted by Gail Simone

Sure, like Spidey's straight.

Seriously. I maintain that Spider-man has represented repressed homosexuality for a good many years. Which is one of the reasons I like him so much.

Gail

He would be incapicitated trying to come up with an appropriate response to seeing Wonder Woman, while trying to maintain his closeted lifestyle.

[Gail Simone]

Originally Posted by Captain Sensation

While i know these comments about spidey are jokes, they make me feel more and more bothered by the events in one more day

They're sorta jokes.

I haven't read One More Day yet, so I'm not sneakily trying to comment on it or anything. I'm talking about Spidey's long history with women.

He's awesomely gay.

Gail