Wonder Woman Could Beat Up The New Avengers

[Gail Simone]

They'd be all like, GUH! and she'd be all in their faces and saying UH UH, COWPOKE and they'd cry and she would beat them up so bad that even Wolverine would be all, "we are such PUSSIES."

That's how I picture the fight going.

There would also be monkeys.

Gail

[bartleby]

Originally Posted by Gail Simone

Wonder Woman Could Beat Up The New Avengers

That's only because they're not allowed to beat up women in NEW AVENGERS anymore.

[Bryan H]

Originally Posted by bartleby

That's only because they're not allowed to beat up women in NEW AVENGERS anymore.

Don't feed the troll.

[Gregory]

I think Jessica would clobber her before Cage could stare at Diana's chestal region and whisper "damn damn dam" like a mantra.

[Scotty]

Originally Posted by Gail Simone

They'd be all like, GUH! and she'd be all in their faces and saying UH UH, COWPOKE and they'd cry and she would beat them up so bad that even Wolverine would be all, "we are such PUSSIES."

That's how I picture the fight going.

There would also be monkeys.

Gail

Write it out and get Pia to draw it.

[Doug]

Is Wonder Woman a Skrull?

[Gail Simone]

Originally Posted by Gregory

I think Jessica would clobber her before Cage could stare at Diana's chestal region and whisper "damn damn dam" like a mantra.

Jessica would be all, "Wha...? " and Diana would be like, "THAT'S RIGHT!"

So it'd be a gloveboxing within, say, two seconds. Only because Diana wouldn't want them to feel like TOTAL losers.

Gail

[Gail Simone]

Originally Posted by Doug

Is Wonder Woman a Skrull?

Well, she's a woman, so she has to be retconned SOMEHOW.

Gail

[Gregory]

Originally Posted by Gail Simone

Well, she's a woman, so she has to be retconned SOMEHOW.

Gail

Um, Gail, ma'am, aren't you adding a new secret to her origin?

[Gail Simone]

Originally Posted by Gregory

Um, Gail, ma'am, aren't you adding a new secret to her origin?

You be quiet!

Man, I hate FACTS!

Gail