My name is Chris Cook, and I'm a heroine addict.
I'm a writer by trade, but no, you won't have read anything by me (unless you play Warhammer 40,000, in which case, hope you liked the Emperor's Children). I eke out a living, and right now (well, not right now, because I'm wasting time on online forums, but you know what I mean) I'm working on my first novel for publication. It's a kind of Holy Crusades meets steampunk by way of Xena thing. Besides actual writing-for-money, I do a lot of fanfic - more the latter than the former, in fact, which I really ought to change. But I'm utterly smitten by Tara from Buffy, so that ain't gonna change any time soon.
I came by my screen name in a fairly convoluted manner (though it's kind of typical of how I end up with these odd traits). See, I used to play a lot of Medal of Honour with friends from university at the local netgamer, and in melee mode one of the playable characters was a French resistance woman, who I habitually chose, and named Miss Kitty Fantastico, after Willow and Tara's kitten (Tara once jokingly alluded to MKF having a shadowy role in the resistance prior to her being adopted by the couple). When we made the switch to Battlefield 1942 I kept the screen name, seeing as everyone knew it was me, even though there weren't any female characters, and from there I just adopted the name regardless of the utter lack of any reason for it.
(What with that and the lesbian fiction writing, I get mistaken for a woman occasionally. Nowadays I tend to set my user sub-title, appearing just beneath the name on forums, to 'guy', to avoid that kind of thing. Though I take it as a compliment, so far as the writing goes.)
I started reading comics because of action figures, of which I have a sizeable collection - about 150, all girls (that began unintentionally, just because I was buying toys of heroines I liked, but nowadays I deliberately avoid male figures just to keep the spirit of the collection going. Except for the Transformer Alternator of Jazz, because it's just too freakin' cool not to own. Anyway, it's a) a technically androgynous robot, and b) stacked). In a review of the Marvel Select She-Hulk figure I read about the Byrne-era hijinks of fourth-wall-breaking and so on, so one day when I had some cash to spare, I bought Single Green Female to see what Shulkie was up to these days. Not so much of the fourth wall stuff, but needless to say I was hooked anyway, and from reading the two TPBs available at the time I picked up the affection Dan has for the Marvel world in general, and looked to other titles. Bringing us neatly to the present, with 4-5 issues a week being my average haul. She-Hulk remains my favourite, followed by Heroes for Hire, Ms Marvel, Bomb Queen, and Devi. I'm thoroughly enjoying Civil War and 52.
I like Terry Pratchett's Discworld - Men at Arms and Feet of Clay are my favourites. Obviously the Watch are my favourite 'series' within Discworld, Vimes especially, though I'm feeling Terry may be going back to the well a bit too much there - Thud didn't entertain me as much as I'd hoped, and all in all the recent novels (from about Fifth Elephant onwards) haven't grabbed me the way the 'middle era' ones did. I adore George MacDonald Fraser's Flashman novels, and China Mieville's Bas-Lag novels.
I'm a 100% cat person - I don't mind dogs, as a concept, but they freak me out if I'm physically near them. I had a cat for most of my childhood, Alexander the Great, who passed away several years ago at the venerable age of 16.
I appreciate quality cinema as much as anyone, but I have an intense fondness for so-bad-it's-funny fantasy and sci-fi movies, as well as ones that aren't technically bad but are just so over the top they're preposterous - I love Van Helsing, for instance (three-mile-tall Castle Dracula, baby). In fact looking at the last twelve months, I'd say I've focused on bad/enjoyable movies, and looked to TV shows when I'm in the mood for actual quality: Battlestar Galactica is unbeatable in my books.
I like tennis - I'm pretty bad at it, but I just play for fun. Naturally I sit through the godawful mess the networks make of the grand slams when they telecast them, but it's worth it to see Amelie Mauresmo play.



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