Kill This Thread Crossover Event: Asthmatics Attack[s]!!!

[Hock]

Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BURN!





Wait, why am I burning myself.

Pyrophilia?

[Susan BANthony]

Too much information.

Look. I got denied earlier in the week because my crotch decided to spontaneously start bleeding. It's fucking Miller Time.

Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BURN!





Wait, why am I burning myself.

I'm not quite sure. But man, am I mellow now.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Pyrophilia?

I am no child rapist, heathen!

[Jerome Gibbons]

Look. I got denied earlier in the week because my crotch decided to spontaneously start bleeding. It's fucking Miller Time.



I'm not quite sure. But man, am I mellow now.

Wow, you must be dancing in the wind right now.

[Hock]

Look. I got denied earlier in the week because my crotch decided to spontaneously start bleeding. It's fucking Miller Time.

Doesn't it do that every month?

I am no child rapist, heathen!

Not PEDOphilia, PYROphilia.

[Susan BANthony]

Wow, you must be dancing in the wind right now.

Maaaaan, nobody's even gonna get banned for a few days.

[Hock]

Maaaaan, nobody's even gonna get banned for a few days.

Good to know.

I'm gonna go stir some shit up.

[Susan BANthony]

Doesn't it do that every month?

Until about six months ago, no. It was about twice yearly, if that. I was -- as I've said before -- as irregular as a Civil War shipping schedule.

Now I have as many periods as a Hemingway novel. It kinda sucks.

[Jerome Gibbons]

Doesn't it do that every month?



Not PEDOphilia, PYROphilia.

Your devil words are defiling my mind.

[Susan BANthony]

Good to know.

I'm gonna go stir some shit up.

By me.

Keep in mind that Denny, Benno, and Bendis are still on patrol.