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    Banned Jamie Howdeshell's Avatar
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    Saw a bumper sticker today...

    it had a close-up of jesus' spiked bloody hand and it said "Body Piercing Saved Me!"


    i'm a bit confused as to its true message, but i fervently hope the car is owned by a deeply religious body piercing fetishist.

    what an awesome mishmash of beliefs.

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    Re: Saw a bumper sticker today...

    I saw a bumper sticker the other day that had a fetus on it and is said "Behold Woman, Life!"
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    Re: Saw a bumper sticker today...

    I saw one yesterday that said "Real Men Believe in Jesus."



    It didn't surprise me, becuase I live in Memphis, but I laughed anyway.

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    Re: Saw a bumper sticker today...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_ZOOM_Turner View Post
    I saw a bumper sticker the other day that had a fetus on it and is said "Behold Woman, Life!"

    ok, that one is pretty damn good.


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    Re: Saw a bumper sticker today...

    I'm incredibly amused by these:




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    Re: Saw a bumper sticker today...

    I saw "show me your tits" written in the dirt on a semi.
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    Re: Saw a bumper sticker today...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie Howdeshell View Post
    ok, that one is pretty damn good.

    My girlfriend said, " And that is supposed to make me not want to get an abortion?"
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    Re: Saw a bumper sticker today...

    Mine is pretty clever. It says:

    American Red Cross: Give blood

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    Re: Saw a bumper sticker today...

    My buddy has one that says, "I'm not your wife, so get off my ass."



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    Re: Saw a bumper sticker today...

    Quote Originally Posted by cheegy View Post
    I'm incredibly amused by these:



    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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