Reply With QuoteIndeed.Originally Posted by No, YOU Stay Classy
My first college roommate was 20 as a freshman. He adored TMNT and had their decorations everywhere. Even his bedspread. But he didn't use a bedsheet. He also didn't do his laundry. How do I know? He pissed me off so bad one day I put powdered milk in his laundry soap, and he never discovered it. I also pissed in his cologne (which he used to cover his lack of showering), and he couldn't tell the difference. He macked on every girl he could with his lame-as-shit raps, but when he discovered the Japense exchange students spoke little English, he was all over them. Stalking them really. Then he hooked up with a German exchange student named Ina. Now Ina was about 4'10. Rusty was 6'2. And he never bothered to put a sign on the door to say he was having sex. I used to walk in on them all the time.
Just imagine the filthy smell of an unwashed man wearing piss cologne mingled with German sex vapor.
My freshamn college roommate was a raging nerd who had managed to snag an ugly girlfriend before leavign high school. They were together all summer and still together when he got to school. He hung her picture next to our bunks and called her every night.
Around early October I came back to the room after being out one night and found a hole in the wall where her picture used to be. Neither of us ever brought it up or spoke of her again.
Mine's probably pretty tame, but it's the worst I've got. He didn't wear socks or deoderant, so the dorm room stank. It permeated the room so badly it started to wear off on me. I was glad we were only roommates for two months.
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This story is almost certainly false, but it's still great reading.
That was one of those books Stan Lee did for DC, right?
--Dewey
I had a roommate film a porn. I would have been ok if he confined it to his room but he also used one of the bathrooms. And a bottle of tequilla too... Which he didn't dispose of.
Had a roomate in late 2003/early 2004 who once threw up enough for 5 dudes all over our bathroom. ALL over. The walls and ceiling were brown & chunky. It was amazing. I've never seen so much vomit.
--Dewey
Oh, I threw up blood a bathroom from doing Everclear shots. I cleaned it up though myself after taking pictures.
My worst roommate ever was this dopehead....he told me he was gonna go take the rent money in...and I use to have a lot of cash from delivering pizzas...so I gave him my share in cash...and it turns out..."rent" was actually his weekly weed fix so he didn't use the cash for rent...and we almost got evicted. Kid was nuts. He failed out of school and drove a bus with an audio tape of the movie Scarface playing all the time....and every now and then...this one-armed chick would come over and bang him. Those were strange times. Kid would write on the walls with detergent and constantly have a blacklite on trying to paint in his "other world".
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