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    GODFATHER The Cheap-Arse Film Critic's Avatar
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    I Wish My Friend Would Stop Telling Me How Much He Cheats On His Girlfriend

    It seems like every time I'm with him, he's telling me of his latest conquest. This time it was his adventures in Spain on a guy's holiday with his friend Gary, with a little bit of a girl he met clubbing in this country thrown in for good measure. He also said he's currently eyeing up a girl who's car he's currently fixing. All this whlst the mother of his child sits at home.

    I realise that, by not saying anything, I'm setting myself up to come across as a bastard by proxy. I know I should tell her. But there's just one problem.

    His girlfriend?

    I want her.

    And she knows it, too. One night, when they were on one of their "off" phases, I was in club with her, and did such a bad job of hiding the fact that I'm attracted to her that her sister actually came up to me and point blank asked me if I was. I refused to answer that question, which was as good as saying yes.

    So, if I ever did tell her, she'd probably just think I was doing it to break them up so I could try and get with her.

    And, to be honest, I can't say for sure that that wouldn't be one of my motives.

    Complicated times.

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    Re: I Wish My Friend Would Stop Telling Me How Much He Cheats On His Girlfriend

    Men are scum. I'm glad I'm not one of them

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    Re: I Wish My Friend Would Stop Telling Me How Much He Cheats On His Girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey_Lee
    Men are scum.
    Yeah, we are.

    Some of us are just classier about it than others.

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    Re: I Wish My Friend Would Stop Telling Me How Much He Cheats On His Girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Technofear
    Yeah, we are.

    Some of us are just classier about it than others.
    ???

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    Re: I Wish My Friend Would Stop Telling Me How Much He Cheats On His Girlfriend

    I only read the title, but seriously, just tell him that.
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    I think Boris kicks ass... that's not a question... hell, that's not even an opinion. It's a statement of fact...

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    Re: I Wish My Friend Would Stop Telling Me How Much He Cheats On His Girlfriend

    That stinks. Yeah, I would stay away from that woman for the sake of keeping drama at bay. I would also not say anything either, though if he is a total ass and you don't want to be his friend you could give her hints as to the situation.

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    Re: I Wish My Friend Would Stop Telling Me How Much He Cheats On His Girlfriend

    Your friend is a dick.
    If you throw him under the bus so you can get with his girl, then you'd be a dick, too.
    Honestly, stay out of it. It ain't your relationship, it ain't your bidness.
    Sounds like he teaches S&M. -Schizorabbit

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    Re: I Wish My Friend Would Stop Telling Me How Much He Cheats On His Girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrey_Lee
    Men are scum. I'm glad I'm not one of them
    Yeah, I have never known a female to cheat on a guy before or anything...

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    Re: I Wish My Friend Would Stop Telling Me How Much He Cheats On His Girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by Boris the Blade
    I only read the title, but seriously, just tell him that.
    Yeah.

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    Re: I Wish My Friend Would Stop Telling Me How Much He Cheats On His Girlfriend

    Have you tried stealing the baby? Girls turn to mush for guys who hold babies. That's what I hear.

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