Vote Blandy/? in '08!

**Blandy vs Terrorism** · 09-13-2007, 01:04 AM

Originally Posted by Lab-Rat

Well...just know that I'm loyal and I will threaten the lives of small furry animals if the need arises.

Sold!

**Flonk** · 09-13-2007, 01:07 AM

**Marc Lombardi** · 09-13-2007, 01:54 AM

I have all of the bases covered that you don't:
I've never been part of the military (but I still support my troops -- just not like Keith P.)
I'm already involved in politics (experience is the key, here)
I don't work at night (we could be 24/7, man!)
I've never been covered in red paint by Gene Ha
I have hair (so we get the pro and anti follicle vote)
plus...
I've met some of the porn stars you've wanked to, AND I'm ruggedly handsome.

**Blandy vs Terrorism** · 09-13-2007, 01:56 AM

Originally Posted by Shadowline Pimp

I have all of the bases covered that you don't:
I've never been part of the military (but I still support my troops -- just not like Keith P.)
I'm already involved in politics (experience is the key, here)
I don't work at night (we could be 24/7, man!)
I've never been covered in red paint by Gene Ha
I have hair (so we get the pro and anti follicle vote)
plus...
I've met some of the porn stars you've wanked to, AND I'm ruggedly handsome.

Here's the clincher:

Can you hook me up with Gianna Michaels?

If the answer is no, then we can't work together.

EDIT: And/or Tiana Lynn.

**Marc Lombardi** · 09-13-2007, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Sensitive

Here's the clincher:

Can you hook me up with Gianna Michaels?

If the answer is no, then we can't work together.

EDIT: And/or Tiana Lynn.

Would you settle for either Chloe, Gina Lynn, Krysti Mist, Tera Patrick or the reanimated corpse of Anna Malle? I may also be able to swing Asia Carrera, but those Mensa chicks are a pain in the ass sometimes.

**Blandy vs Terrorism** · 09-13-2007, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by Shadowline Pimp

Would you settle for either Chloe, Gina Lynn, Krysti Mist, Tera Patrick or the reanimated corpse of Anna Malle? I may also be able to swing Asia Carrera, but those Mensa chicks are a pain in the ass sometimes.

Maybe Tera Patrick if it were a few years ago, before the implants (Jesus tittyfucking Christ, why?!), but not now.

**Marc Lombardi** · 09-13-2007, 02:56 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Sensitive

Maybe Tera Patrick if it were a few years ago, before the implants (Jesus tittyfucking Christ, why?!), but not now.

How's 2001 strike you?

Fat Marc + Tera

Spoiler:

Bonus Aria Giovanni pic

Spoiler:

**Blandy vs Terrorism** · 09-13-2007, 02:58 AM

Originally Posted by Shadowline Pimp

How's 2001 strike you?

Fat Marc + Tera

Spoiler:

Bonus Aria Giovanni pic

Spoiler:

Originally Posted by Mr. Sensitive

Here's the clincher:

Can you hook me up with Gianna Michaels?

If the answer is no, then we can't work together.

EDIT: And/or Tiana Lynn.

.

**Shepherd** · 09-13-2007, 03:03 AM

Spoiler:

Also, I'd do what any good vice-Blandy does....all the work.

I should at least be liaison to Asian affairs, that's for sure.

R

**Shepherd** · 09-13-2007, 03:07 AM

Now that I think about it, I'd be a better campaign manager. I suggest you go with Jesus as a running mate for four reasons:

1. You'd get the Christian vote.
2. You'd get the hippie vote.
3. You could simply change bumper stickers that say "Jesus is my co-pilot" to "Jesus is my running mate" to save money.
4. Need wine? Just go get some water.

R