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    GODFATHER Jerome Gibbons's Avatar
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    Re: My Friend's Sister Grabbed My Hands And Put Them On Her Tits Tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by VillageIdiot
    I'm sorry. When do you plan to move out of texas?
    Ah, if only Texas were this hellish...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigby the Irish Werewolf
    Just don't come here man. Trust me
    As a matter of fact, I've always wanted to go to Ireland. In my mind, I am Irish. You know the three things that compose an Irishman, great faith, grave sin and blarney? That's me to a T.

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    Re: My Friend's Sister Grabbed My Hands And Put Them On Her Tits Tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by jhiss
    first time for everything.
    Oh, I've felt tits before...

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    Re: My Friend's Sister Grabbed My Hands And Put Them On Her Tits Tonight

    My girlfriend does that to me when she's horny.



    Everyday.




    I can't feel my junk.

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    Re: My Friend's Sister Grabbed My Hands And Put Them On Her Tits Tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by Wii
    As a matter of fact, I've always wanted to go to Ireland. In my mind, I am Irish. You know the three things that compose an Irishman, great faith, grave sin and blarney? That's me to a T.
    I have NEVER heard of these things composing an Irishman

    I've heard of beer, an uncomprehensible accent, beer and beer, but never the rest. Are you sure you mean REAL Irish people? Because if those are real Irish people, I wanna meet them

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    Re: My Friend's Sister Grabbed My Hands And Put Them On Her Tits Tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by The Batman
    My girlfriend does that to me when she's horny.



    Everyday.




    I can't feel my junk.
    Go see a doctor...

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    Re: My Friend's Sister Grabbed My Hands And Put Them On Her Tits Tonight

    less country talking, more boobie talking

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    Re: My Friend's Sister Grabbed My Hands And Put Them On Her Tits Tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by Technofear
    Go see a doctor...


    Why?

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    Re: My Friend's Sister Grabbed My Hands And Put Them On Her Tits Tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigby the Irish Werewolf
    I have NEVER heard of these things composing an Irishman

    I've heard of beer, an uncomprehensible accent, beer and beer, but never the rest. Are you sure you mean REAL Irish people? Because if those are real Irish people, I wanna meet them
    Heh. Well, they're more like Irish stereotypes, actually. I should ask you something, though: what part of Ireland are you from?

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    Re: My Friend's Sister Grabbed My Hands And Put Them On Her Tits Tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by The Batman
    Why?

    because it Could be dead.
    The of the KTT Illuminati.
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    My blurb: "No one knows how difficult it is to be a black man seeking justice in a white man's world. No one but Magnum V.I. that is."

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    Re: My Friend's Sister Grabbed My Hands And Put Them On Her Tits Tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by Wii
    Heh. Well, they're more like Irish stereotypes, actually. I should ask you something, though: what part of Ireland are you from?
    Those can't be Irish stereotypes dammit, there was no booze included

    I'm in Cork, waaaaay down at the south of the country.

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