So on my last day of work...

[aj110]

So i've decided on my last day of work (next wednesday) i'm going to buy a lot of chocolate bars and place a golden ticket in 5 of them. These tickets will say "Congratulations! You've won a free tour of AJ's balls!" And when people come up to me and ask what that's all about, i'm going to have a friend play that song from the movie...ya know..."and you've got a golden ticket, and you've got a golden tickeeeet" and all the while i'll be dancing around in a jolly manner motioning towards my testicles.

[Magnum V.I.]

So i've decided on my last day of work (next wednesday) i'm going to buy a lot of chocolate bars and place a golden ticket in 5 of them. These tickets will say "Congratulations! You've won a free tour of AJ's balls!" And when people come up to me and ask what that's all about, i'm going to have a friend play that song from the movie...ya know..."and you've got a golden ticket, and you've got a golden tickeeeet" and all the while i'll be dancing around in a jolly manner motioning towards my testicles.

That is the single most Brilliant thing I have ever heard of. You sir, are my new God.

[bairdduvessa]

and you will never have a job again in your life!

[Mr. E!]

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda!
"Don't say that, don't touch there,
"Don't be nasty," says the silly bear,
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong,
Sexual Harassment Panda!

[Howlett]

So i've decided on my last day of work (next wednesday) i'm going to buy a lot of chocolate bars and place a golden ticket in 5 of them. These tickets will say "Congratulations! You've won a free tour of AJ's balls!" And when people come up to me and ask what that's all about, i'm going to have a friend play that song from the movie...ya know..."and you've got a golden ticket, and you've got a golden tickeeeet" and all the while i'll be dancing around in a jolly manner motioning towards my testicles.

I bow to you sir

Not because of THAT. I don't HAVE a golden ticket. I was just bowing to show respect, RESPECT!!!!

[costello]

Unfortunately he works at a daycare center.

[Bill Nolan]

God Bless the night crew!

- B

[Sean Jackson]

Unfortunately he works at a daycare center.