I believe in creationism, and so should you.

[batmanbooyah]

Really. Why wouldn't you? It makes 10 times more sense than evolution. read below:


Most of us, infact the great majority of us, can't prove God exists. Hell, we can't prove that we came from other species. sure, SCIENTISTS can, but can you? Did you go in your back yard and test your DNA to see what monkey you came from? No. so in that respect, you can't prove evolution just as much as you can't prove God exists.


So why believe in one but not the other? Lets find out.


Evolution: we came from some sort of organism either of this planet or from outer space. shit happens somewhat randomly, and life passes. Your existence lasts from when you are born to when you die, and whalla, you're done. OH HOW MUCH FUN IT IS TO THINK THAT!


Creationism: There's this all powerful being that made you, like, superman, but 10X stronger. Awesome. God created the heavens and the earth, AND dinosaurs 6000 years ago. that's right. 6000 years ago humans AND dinosaurs lived together. Fucking sweet. That means moses rode around on a tricerotops while the pharoh pimped his fucking t-rex. we've seen dinosaur movies, triceritops vs. t-rex is always the best.

So God creates us and one day he goes to someone, hey it could be you, "You need to kill Satan in my name, here's a freaking giant fiery sword" FUCKING SHIT YEAH! so not only MIGHT you kill Satan and save the universe, but you can do it with a fiery sword and probably some swank ass shield. know what? you get to live forever in heaven after that! and you can probably fly in heaven, right? cause it's heaven. shit, you want to be wolverine in heaven, you think God won't let you? you just killed satan, he'll let you do whatever the fuck you want! except sex. but they say flying is like sex, so i'd fly everywhere.


and that's why evolution sucks and does not exist and why creationism rocks and needs to be taught in public restrooms.

[Brian Defferding]

Yes.

[Ray G.]

Now I want a pet T-Rex.

[batmanbooyah]

seriously, you need to think which one will affect your life? NEITHER. which one is more fun to believe in? YOU KNOW IT!

[Ryan F]

I'm convinced.

I'm born again!

[Brad N.]

I'll never forget that Tina Fey line about how 35% of Americans think Adam and Eve rode their dinosaurs to church. I really want a pet pterodactyl, though.

[batmanbooyah]

I'll never forget that Tina Fey line about how 35% of Americans think Adam and Eve rode their dinosaurs to church. I really want a pet pterodactyl, though.

now we got it! want to be a priest in my church?

[Ben]

Actually, there was some evidence published in Nature a couple weeks ago suggesting that most humans and some species of dogs and cats get to fight Satan after death.

[BronxRonin]

now we got it! want to be a priest in my church?

Dude, i have to ask you about your avatar with the guy holding the little girl.What is it?

[batmanbooyah]

Actually, there was some evidence published in Nature a couple weeks ago suggesting that most humans and some species of dogs and cats get to fight Satan after death.

and i bet you you can fly and shoot lasers and shit!