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    I think I'm converting.

    Last night I had a dream where I was at a club in the bathroom. Some dude that looked like Jay Davis bumped into me by accident and we started to fight. This dude that looked like the Gandhi character from Clone High with dredlocks helped me out. He was really lanky and a surfer dude. I just ran around a lot trying to keep this guy from beating me up. Anyway... Jesus shows up. He has a surf board and someone said "Jesus knows kung fu AND Surf Fu!" Then we surfed a giant wave and jesus did these cool hand signs and then I woke up smiling.

    And now I'm a Christian.

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    Re: I think I'm converting.

    Testify!

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    Testify to the power of surfer Jesus.
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    Re: I think I'm converting.

    Yay! We Christians need more players on our team. It helps balance out the crazy that is Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell!


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    Re: I think I'm converting.

    I should mention that this bathroom was no regular bathroom because inside the stalls the toilets were down a full flight of stairs that you couldn't walk down.

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    Re: I think I'm converting.

    i thought you were gonna become a scientologist

    i was getting ready to smack you

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    Re: I think I'm converting.

    Quote Originally Posted by who cares?
    i thought you were gonna become a scientologist

    i was getting ready to smack you
    That's what I'm converting from.

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    Re: I think I'm converting.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dannñ B
    That's what I'm converting from.
    i'm torn now.... whether to smack you anyways, or to forgive you for seeing the light

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    Re: I think I'm converting.

    I think the Anti-Christ is supposed to know Kung Fu AND Surf Fu. Get yourself to a priest toot-sweet!

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    Re: I think I'm converting.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben
    I think the Anti-Christ is supposed to know Kung Fu AND Surf Fu. Get yourself to a priest toot-sweet!
    That could explain the cool hand signals that Jesus did. Man, that was one big wave.

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