Reply With QuoteDamn you Elijya. Now I am going to have to dig through longboxes for old Ren and Stimpy.
Dear Dr. Stupid.
I have an ear ache. What should I do?
Damn you Elijya. Now I am going to have to dig through longboxes for old Ren and Stimpy.
Dear Dr. Stupid
Why do my threads always fail here?
That is an excellent question, Elijya! As you know, the ear was invented in 1847 as way to cure headaches. Dr. Shulz, the famous headacholegiesium, worked long and hard to install ears on living creatures (and walls, because even walls have ears) from 1848 through 1906. After that, anyone who had a headache could simple go their handy headachemakegoawayer to have their ears turned back a quarter turn to make the headache be gone. Success!Originally Posted by Elijya
But you say you have an ear ache? Did I read that right? You have an ache in your ear? Or on it? That's just not natural, boy. You're on your own with this one.
Dear Elijya,
Whenver I have a head ache, I take an aspirin. And since my ears are bout .02% of my head, that means you should take .02% of an aspirin. Which is about one lick. Half a lick if you're Vincent Van Gogh. Two licks if you're British royalty.
Sincerely your pal,
Dr. Stupid
"If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the internet."
Tina Fey 1/12/09
Because you don't LOOM around enough.
Sincerely, your pal,
Dr. Stupid
"If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the internet."
Tina Fey 1/12/09
(loom?)
Loom
1. to appear as a large or indistinct, and sometimes menacing, shape
2. a hand-operated or machine-operated device for weaving thread or yarn into cloth
See... Your THREADS fail because... well... you aren't menacing enough... or you don't use a hand-operated device for weaving threads... and... well...
Okay. Now that I've had to explain it, there's no way in hell it's even remotely funny now...
"If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the internet."
Tina Fey 1/12/09
no no, it got through.
Dan you have to try NOT to be funny
poop
"If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the internet."
Tina Fey 1/12/09
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