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    GODFATHER Donal DeLay's Avatar
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    Kari, Noble. We Need To Know This Story.

    And Kimberly can't wait until you write the issue of ANL.

    So ...

    Caption box; "Keep in mind this is a woman that's seen people decapitated, watched a woman's ass fall off her body, and thinks the surgery channel is light entertainment. So I don't know what the hell kind of warlock shit was going on in that house to make her scream, but I sure as hell wasn't going in there.
    Kim just finally read that part, and NEEDS to know the story.
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    Re: Kari, Noble. We Need To Know This Story.

    damn. i need to get this book. and, this is definitely a story that needs to be told.

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    Wow. I'm all ears.

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    Re: Kari, Noble. We Need To Know This Story.

    This is not a bump, but a .... pushing .. up ... of a




    bump.
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    Re: Kari, Noble. We Need To Know This Story.

    I caaaaan seeeee yooooouuuu ooooonliiiiiine.

    Tell the story! Or I swear to GOD I'm sending a rabid chipmunk to your house with a baseball bat and a roll of ducktape.


    or Kim, and she can be annoying.
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    Re: Kari, Noble. We Need To Know This Story.

    So Kari's the one they're talking about, right?


    Something made her scream?


    It was probably a spider.

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    Re: Kari, Noble. We Need To Know This Story.

    I saw this thread this morning but didn't have the time to answer it....
    Those with weak tummy's......or dry heave at the mention of something gross like Tubgirl....read no further!
    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
    Spoilers:

    ....ah...yes....its kind of sad story.
    I had a patient that was lets say...a tad overweight. She had Hemorrhoids removed 2 months prior. Well because of her size and lack of cleanliness she developed an infection in her "taint" area. The area needed to be cleaned and the dead tissue removed. We wheeled her up to surgery got her over onto the table ( now mind you, this entire time she smelt soooooooooo bad, that I almost vomited in my mask).
    when we got her onto the table and then realized by looking at the area that we were not dealing with no ordinary infection. It was gangrene......gas gangrene...which is THE worst smell that could EVER enter your nostrils.

    The thing about gas gangrene is that is smells like rotten eggs mixed with rotted flesh. The other thing about it is you can't tell how bad it is by looking at it....It's an infection that works from the inside out. (hers started from where they had previously removed her hemerrhoids.

    so when doc decided to wipe the area clean after we had poured betadine all over it...... the betadine wiped of .....and so did all the skin, muscle and fat in her taint/groin/ass area....yep, splat right in the floor. I've never seen anything quite like it before....and hope to never see or smell it again. That my friends is the story of the woman who's ass fell off.

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    Re: Kari, Noble. We Need To Know This Story.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Batman
    So Kari's the one they're talking about, right?


    Something made her scream?


    It was probably a spider.
    It didn't make me scream....It made me vomit...alot.

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    Re: Kari, Noble. We Need To Know This Story.

    Quote Originally Posted by kari
    It didn't make me scream....It made me vomit...alot.



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    Re: Kari, Noble. We Need To Know This Story.

    If I have to draw a woman's ass falling off, you're going to be a widow. I can't even conceptualize that.
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