The greatest name in the history of man.

**The Roman Candle** · 07-11-2006, 08:13 PM

Mission Park Chairman and Chief Executive Robert "Dick" Tips said gone are the days when a funeral home can be dark and dismal. Now it's about "celebrating life," he said.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/met...k.1618533.html

Dick Tips. His name is Dick Tips.

If your last name was Tips, wouldn't you go by Richard?

**Dannñ B** · 07-11-2006, 08:14 PM

Why would he go by Richard? His name is Robert!

**YouStayClassy** · 07-11-2006, 08:14 PM

He was AWESOME in Big Busty Sluts Volume 36.

**Scotty** · 07-11-2006, 08:15 PM

Well I know a Dick Long

Richard Thomas Long

**The Roman Candle** · 07-11-2006, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Dann� B

Why would he go by Richard? His name is Robert!

I automatically read it as Richard because of the nickname.

So his name is Robert... why Dick?

**Jibberwashed** · 07-11-2006, 08:16 PM

I know a Johnson Hung and an Eric Shin. I live in Hawaii. There were a lot of Asian immigrants that didn't know the inuendos.

**YouStayClassy** · 07-11-2006, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by The Roman Candle

I automatically read it as Richard because of the nickname.

So his name is Robert... why Dick?

Because that's how he rolls, ladies.

**TonyDiGerolamo** · 07-11-2006, 09:48 PM

"When I turn 18, I'm changing my name to Joe Kickass."
-B. Simpson

**Professor Oreo** · 07-11-2006, 10:25 PM

The former tenant who rented the apartment I just moved into was named Richard Long as well. I still get some of his mail.

I got you trumped though...

I used to work in payroll and one of our employees was named... Harry Box... I shit you not. I giggled everytime I processed his time card.