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    Re: Ever sit down and start scratching your crotch...

    Quote Originally Posted by Movie Maker
    ever sit down too fast and sit on one of your testicles?


    yeah.

    Oh dude.

    another one is when you cross your legs and you bang your balls together like cymbals.

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    Re: Ever sit down and start scratching your crotch...

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    Re: Ever sit down and start scratching your crotch...

    Quote Originally Posted by Movie Maker
    ever sit down too fast and sit on one of your testicles?
    That once happened to Mr. Belvedere, according to legend.

    Happened to me in High School... nobody believed me... I'm assuming my friends that didn't believe must have had small testicles... which is entirely possible.

    I've heard legends of some dudes in a 3rd world countries that have elephantiasis and they literally sit on thier own balls as though they were beanbags...

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    Re: Ever sit down and start scratching your crotch...

    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick J
    That once happened to Mr. Belvedere, according to legend.

    Happened to me in High School... nobody believed me... I'm assuming my friends that didn't believe must have had small testicles... which is entirely possible.

    I've heard legends of some dudes in a 3rd world countries that have elephantiasis and they literally sit on thier own balls as though they were beanbags...
    It is not a legend. I've seen footage. In the first shot, you don't realize that rock he's sitting on is one of his nuts...until he gets up. I mean, I've got a huge sack, but damn! I think you can find it if you google it.

    Ever roll a nut? Now that's some pain!
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    Re: Ever sit down and start scratching your crotch...

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    Re: Ever sit down and start scratching your crotch...

    large testicles would be a bother. I'm quite glad mine are a manageable size.

    Penis size is another story...but who wants big balls? Too much hassle.


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    Re: Ever sit down and start scratching your crotch...

    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkdevil
    large testicles would be a bother. who wants big balls? Too much hassle.
    You have NO idea!
    Sounds like he teaches S&M. -Schizorabbit

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    Re: Ever sit down and start scratching your crotch...

    Ever cross your legs to sit indian style too fast and accidently kick yourself in the nuts with your heel? That shit hurt a whole two days... FUCK!


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