I shit my pants tonight.

[Donal DeLay]

Everybody has a story like this

um ..... not really. I did piss myself once because I was laughing so hard.

[bartleby]

Everybody has a story like this, so screw you for judging me.

Yeah, but for most people all those stories happened before their second birthday.

[Scotty]

Yeah, but for most people all those stories happened before their second birthday.

yeah i have plenty of those stories but then amazingly enough by my third birthday they were non existant.

[PeterSparker]

Artie's story is better.

And so if this was a "45 minute" drive in LA, you were going like what, 6 miles away.

[Frozen Sooner]

I was thinking "What a pathetic loser" earlier when karma struck. I was sitting on my couch after taking a shower and tried to sneak a little fart out.

I'll be going to buy a towel later.

[wh park]

TMI!

I'll never understand some people's need to announce things like this around here.

[Hawkdevil]

Everybody has a story like this, so screw you for judging me.

I don't have a story like this yet, so I'm going to judge you IMMENSELY!

FREAK!!!

[Mr. E!]

Did anyone else hear Johnny Cash's version of "Hurt" when they read the thread title?

I shit my pants tonight
To see if I still could...

[Ryan Elliott]

Don't you people have any, like, control?

[Mr. E!]

Don't you people have any, like, control?

Just wait til you get older boy...