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    Hard Boiled Natty P's Avatar
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    I shit my pants tonight.

    I had a burrito right before a 45 minute drive and broke down right at the finish line.



    Everybody has a story like this, so screw you for judging me.

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    Re: I shit my pants tonight.

    i almost crapped my pants at a campground once, cause i was trying to make it to the actual toilets.
    instead, i crapped in the middle of a dirt road.
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    Re: I shit my pants tonight.

    There's a surprising amount of "I shit my pants" threads on the BB. You're not alone.
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    Re: I shit my pants tonight.

    doesn't anybody ever just get drunk and piss themselves anymore?


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    Re: I shit my pants tonight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shwicaz
    doesn't anybody ever just get drunk and piss themselves anymore?

    hell no, man! We've got to be extreme!
    Sounds like he teaches S&M. -Schizorabbit

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    Re: I shit my pants tonight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Natty P
    I had a burrito right before a 45 minute drive and broke down right at the finish line.



    Everybody has a story like this, so screw you for judging me.
    At first I thought you said "screw you for fudging me", and I was like "sounds like you did a good enough job of that on your own".

    Haw, I kill me!

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    Re: I shit my pants tonight.

    I know a guy who, in high school, once shit his pants at his house because he didn't want to get up and miss part of a movie he was watching. Then he told people about it, which is equally fucked up.

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    Re: I shit my pants tonight.

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Jay
    he told people about it, which is equally fucked up.

    sort of like this thread!


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    Re: I shit my pants tonight.

    Whoa, this got posted in the wrong thread. ABORT!

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    Re: I shit my pants tonight.

    Been a whole lot of these stories lately.....
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