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    Asking out strangers

    Anybody ever have any luck with asking out a total stranger, not in a bar scene, but someone you meet on the street, in the produce section, or at a comic shop even?

    Last night I was at Border's having a "discussion" with my roommates ( some would call it bickering ), when this beautiful girl in a purple top, and flowing white skirt came up to us and started looking at books nearby. Then she starts to chime in a little bit on our conversation, informing us that there is a Peru in Iowa, and that it apparently has wonderful windmills. Okay, so we have weird conversations in bookstores.

    Anyway, I was so stunned be her beauty that my brain shut down, and I couldn't think of anything witty to say, that wouldn't sound like a stupid pick-up line, so I just clammed up and eventually left the store.

    I can't get this woman out of my mind, and the stupid thing is, I had a similar experience like this a few weeks back, and I told myself the next time it happened, I would muster up the courage and do something about it.

    I'm not normally this flaky around women, just when it really counts. Sheesh.
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    Re: Asking out strangers

    i stink at that.
    on the way home you always think of the right thing to say....sigh

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    Re: Asking out strangers

    off topic, but you've got my new favorite civil war banner.
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    Re: Asking out strangers

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    Re: Asking out strangers

    her eyes tell you everything

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    Re: Asking out strangers

    I always say try. Especially if you're never going to see the person again. A lot of girls are flattered if you talk to them and try and get their number or whatever (if you've already had a little convo in a book store or wherever).

    I've had pretty good luck. I actually am abandoning trying actually relationships to just talk to girls in grocery stores and whatnot.

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    The other time this happened to me was a hostess in a restaraunt. In that situation, I never know if the woman is flirting to be flirting, or just being polite because it's her job. I'm terrible at reading women! It's a miracle I get anywhere with them at all!
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    I've had pretty good luck (my best was the girl working the counter at a movie theatre... I went and talked to her while the movie was playing), but none of these gals were exactly classy, so that what you will out of that.
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    I think that she is wrong about Peru, Iowa. I have never heard of it and Pella is the only place famous in Iowa for it's windmills.
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    Re: Asking out strangers

    Its hard for me to ask out strangers because the majority of the populace is straight, and nobody wears a shirt that says "I'm gay" (though pink polo shirts say it indirectly).

    I was so sure this guy was hitting on me at a Starbucks once, and I thought he was really charming and cute so I put my hand on his knee after he put his on mine. He immediately got up and yelled "I'm not a fag dude" and stormed out. Since then, I just don't ask out strangers.
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