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  • Paris Hilton.

    68 51.52%
  • Kelly Osbourne.

    64 48.48%
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Thread: Who Would You RATHER Sleep With- Paris Hilton Or Kelly Osbourne?

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    GODFATHER The Cheap-Arse Film Critic's Avatar
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    Who Would You RATHER Sleep With- Paris Hilton Or Kelly Osbourne?

    This thread is inspired by seeing how close the just Paris poll is, and I was wondering if those who expressed "no" would be able to stand by there convictions when confronted by an alternative that may not be to their liking.

    So, to stress again, your choices are either...



    or...



    Also note that there is no "none of the above" option.

    And...

    ... let the games begin.

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    Re: Who Would You RATHER Sleep With- Paris Hilton Or kelly Osbourne?

    after you felt the need to tell us you were posting in the nude I don't think anyone wants to sleep with any one or thing.

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    Re: Who Would You RATHER Sleep With- Paris Hilton Or kelly Osbourne?

    Quote Originally Posted by Brad P
    after you felt the need to tell us you were posting in the nude I don't think anyone wants to sleep with any one or thing.
    It's not like I posted pictures...

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    Re: Who Would You RATHER Sleep With- Paris Hilton Or Kelly Osbourne?

    Paris.
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    Re: Who Would You RATHER Sleep With- Paris Hilton Or Kelly Osbourne?

    I think Kelly would be the warmer person in the sack...plus you gotta give her bonus points for the rack - that's an area for extra fun that Paris doesn't really possess.

    Paris looks completely bored when having sex.

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    Re: Who Would You RATHER Sleep With- Paris Hilton Or Kelly Osbourne?

    Paris. Nicer ass and her blowjob skills are already testament.

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    Re: Who Would You RATHER Sleep With- Paris Hilton Or Kelly Osbourne?

    Dear God.... that's like asking if I'd rather have a free, tax-free billion dollars (Hilton) or penile cancer (Osbourne).
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    Re: Who Would You RATHER Sleep With- Paris Hilton Or Kelly Osbourne?

    Kelly.

    At least then I wouldn't taste half of Hollywood and 3/4 of New York.

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    Re: Who Would You RATHER Sleep With- Paris Hilton Or Kelly Osbourne?

    Neither?

    If forced, Paris is the lesser of two fugglies
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    honestly, i love bad bitches, that's my fucking problem



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    Re: Who Would You RATHER Sleep With- Paris Hilton Or Kelly Osbourne?

    Quote Originally Posted by YouStayClassy
    Dear God.... that's like asking if I'd rather have a free, tax-free billion dollars (Hilton) or penile cancer (Osbourne).
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