Originally Posted by RavengregoryThis excerpt is taken from Imaginarynews.com
Interviewer: So, Apocalypse, can I call you Apocalypse?
APOC: My friends call me Pac.
Int: So Pac...
APOC: I didn't say you could call me Pac, I just said my friends call me Pac.
Int: So what can I call you?
APOC: Apoc is cool.
Int: Fine, Apoc. So, tell me, you just made your big come back at Marvel.
Changed Gambit into a horseman, took Dracula on and all that. How do you feel about the big push you seem to be getting from Marvel these days.
APOC: Honestly, I think it's a bunch of bullshit. I mean seriously, come on. It's like every couple years Marvel will put me in some big X-Men story line to "shake things" up and after it's done I get put back in the box. And they always tell me, "hey Apoc, things are gonna be different this time. This is gonna have lasting effects on the whole Marvel universe." But a couple months later and all this shit goes back to normal. Remember when I made Wolverine death? What did that last? Two issues? And don't even get me started on that Archangel shit. I give them pure gold and what happens? Some "artist" wants to draw him with wings so they put him back to normal. I'm the biggest badest mother fucker at Marvel and I only show up what...once every five, six years. Give me a break. Magneto...he pops up every other year. His son...get's his own fucking mini-series. What is that shit? Your gonna honestly tell me that Quicksilver is more interesting than me.
Int: Well, it was more of a tie in to that whole House of M thing.
APOC: Man, House of M can kiss my ass. Fuck that shit. Did I even show up once? Did they even invite me to make a cameo?
Int: Didn't you show up in...
APOC: Don't even give me that Black Panther shit. It's all politics. Magneto, Quicksilver, Scarlet Witch. Do you see what I mean?
APOC: Exactly. I was talking to Thanos the other day and he feels the same way. But he has a wife and kids so he can't say shit. But look at how they treat him. He's gets less air time than me. You know how hard it is to get a piece of ass when you only show up a couple times a decade. And on top of that the benefits suck. I was talking to Darkseid over at DC and he said he get's limos and hookers and all the perks. I swear if Marvel doesn't start treating me better I'm gonna head over to DC. Tell me you wouldn't pay to see me stomp Superman's ass?
Int: I guess I never thought about it like that.
APOC: Yeah, I know. Everyone thinks I'm just "survival of the fittest" and Age of Apocalypse fodder but I'm more than that. It's not easy being a seven foot off blue mutant today. It's hard being me.
Bwahahahaha okay that's funny and they brought up a good point Apocalypse really hasn't been used to his full potential yet. His machinations should include all the marvel universe not just the x teams.