I love Steve Martin.

[J. R. Scherer]

First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass! You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book!

He hates cans!

Stay away from the cans!!

[Hate_Prime]

He hates cans!

Stay away from the cans!!

I was born a poor black child.

[TheGibson]

Oh yeah. I remember reading that somewhere. OK, cancer gets him a pass for a couple of money jobs. I'm sure he'll sleep better at night knowing he has my forgiveness for getting cancer.

Shouldn't he have enough for insurance and AFLAC?

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

he's one of america's most respected collectors of impressionistic and post modern paintings

[Sam Little]

Shouldn't he have enough for insurance and AFLAC?

Dude's got cancer. Let him make ANALYZE THAT if he wants. I don't gotta see it, man gets paid either way and can afford to buy himself a heaping helping of cancer-be-gone or whatever. Everybody wins.
Except Steve Martin. What's his excuse? Can't afford that new Matisse he's got his eye on?

[TheGibson]

he's one of america's most respected collectors of impressionistic and post modern paintings

And he plays a mean fucking banjo. Won an grammy a couple of years back for a bluegrass album he played on.

[Taki Soma]

i loved his earlier movies

[J. R. Scherer]

I was born a poor black child.

"Damn these glasses!"

"Yes, sir! (points at glasses) I damn thee!"

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

Can't afford that new Matisse he's got his eye on?

.....

new Matisse?

[TheGibson]

.....

new Matisse?