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    Howlett
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    A crazy priest just knocked on my door...

    A crazy priest just knocked on my door for like the 20th time this week asking me if I'd accepted Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior

    I told him "Jesus Christ doesn't exist..... Santa Claus told me so" and shut the door.

    I wonder if he'll take the hint and stop calling

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    Re: A crazy priest just knocked on my door...

    as i said the first time you posted this.
    Quote Originally Posted by Red Sonja
    Go god i am laughing it hurts...


    MARRY ME!

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    Re: A crazy priest just knocked on my door...

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Sonja
    as i said the first time you posted this.
    I saw

    I replied

    I think I nearly accepted the proposal

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    Re: A crazy priest just knocked on my door...

    Quote Originally Posted by Howlett
    A crazy priest just knocked on my door for like the 20th time this week asking me if I'd accepted Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior

    I told him "Jesus Christ doesn't exist..... Santa Claus told me so" and shut the door.

    I wonder if he'll take the hint and stop calling
    hopefully that wont make him try harder.
    'If You Don't Know Where You're Going, Any Road Will Get You There." --The Cheshire Cat

    Be hold the Glory of Hermit Crab in a Glass Shell

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    Re: A crazy priest just knocked on my door...

    Quote Originally Posted by Howlett
    I saw

    I replied

    I think I nearly accepted the proposal
    i think ya did too!
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    Re: A crazy priest just knocked on my door...

    Quote Originally Posted by greg donovan
    hopefully that wont make him try harder.
    If it does, I'm considering buying pig's blood from the butchers, soaking my sword in it and answering the door with that.

    He's crazy so that might just freak him out completely

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    Re: A crazy priest just knocked on my door...

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Sonja
    i think ya did too!
    Let's just stop talking...... maybe no one else will notice and then I can be sa......... I mean, WE can be safe........... seperately

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    Re: A crazy priest just knocked on my door...

    Quote Originally Posted by Howlett
    If it does, I'm considering buying pig's blood from the butchers, soaking my sword in it and answering the door with that.

    He's crazy so that might just freak him out completely
    Pig blood?

    Whatever.

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    Re: A crazy priest just knocked on my door...

    Quote Originally Posted by kubiak
    Pig blood?

    Whatever.
    Would you prefer me to use Sasquatch blood?

    We're not all animals like YOU y'know

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    Re: A crazy priest just knocked on my door...

    A few weeks ago one of those people came to my house and started talking about the end of the world and dead people "returning".

    I asked her, "Is it going to be like 'Dawn of the Dead'? Because that was scary..."

    She got all serious and said "Oh no no no, it won't be scary, it'll be wonderful!"

    Then I smiled nervously, took her book, and politely closed the door.

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