A crazy priest just knocked on my door...

Howlett · 03-18-2006, 07:52 AM

A crazy priest just knocked on my door for like the 20th time this week asking me if I'd accepted Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior

I told him "Jesus Christ doesn't exist..... Santa Claus told me so" and shut the door.

I wonder if he'll take the hint and stop calling

**RED!** · 03-18-2006, 07:53 AM

as i said the first time you posted this.

Originally Posted by Red Sonja

Go god i am laughing it hurts...

MARRY ME!

Howlett · 03-18-2006, 07:55 AM

Originally Posted by Red Sonja

as i said the first time you posted this.

I saw

I replied

I think I nearly accepted the proposal

**greg donovan** · 03-18-2006, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Howlett

A crazy priest just knocked on my door for like the 20th time this week asking me if I'd accepted Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior

I told him "Jesus Christ doesn't exist..... Santa Claus told me so" and shut the door.

I wonder if he'll take the hint and stop calling

hopefully that wont make him try harder.

**RED!** · 03-18-2006, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Howlett

I saw

I replied

I think I nearly accepted the proposal

i think ya did too!

Howlett · 03-18-2006, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by greg donovan

hopefully that wont make him try harder.

If it does, I'm considering buying pig's blood from the butchers, soaking my sword in it and answering the door with that.

He's crazy so that might just freak him out completely

Howlett · 03-18-2006, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by Red Sonja

i think ya did too!

Let's just stop talking...... maybe no one else will notice and then I can be sa......... I mean, WE can be safe........... seperately

**kubiak** · 03-18-2006, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by Howlett

If it does, I'm considering buying pig's blood from the butchers, soaking my sword in it and answering the door with that.

He's crazy so that might just freak him out completely

Pig blood?

Whatever.

Howlett · 03-18-2006, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by kubiak

Pig blood?

Whatever.

Would you prefer me to use Sasquatch blood?

We're not all animals like YOU y'know

**bachman** · 03-18-2006, 08:10 AM

A few weeks ago one of those people came to my house and started talking about the end of the world and dead people "returning".

I asked her, "Is it going to be like 'Dawn of the Dead'? Because that was scary..."

She got all serious and said "Oh no no no, it won't be scary, it'll be wonderful!"

Then I smiled nervously, took her book, and politely closed the door.