My dog hates the mailman. He hates the mail. I've got a mail slot and whenever the mailman delivers the mail my dog attacks it. I have to wonder what the people who open my bill payments must think, and I wonder if they would take "My dog ate my phone bill." as an excuse for making a late payment?


He hates it so bad that one time I got the mail before he could get to it, then set it on the coffee table and he went over and knocked it off so he could attack it.