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    GODFATHER Jonny Z's Avatar
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    i just took a shot in the ass...

    of cortisone.

    my throat is swollen shut so that should open things up so i can actually intake liquids and hopefully solids... it'll save me a trip to the hospital to get the terry shaivo special.

    my mono blood test came back negative, so now the doc has no clue what i have til the throat culture comes back

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    Re: i just took a shot in the ass...

    You may have Count Choculitis.

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    Re: i just took a shot in the ass...

    Quote Originally Posted by JonnyZ
    of cortisone.

    my throat is swollen shut so that should open things up so i can actually intake liquids and hopefully solids... it'll save me a trip to the hospital to get the terry shaivo special.

    my mono blood test came back negative, so now the doc has no clue what i have til the throat culture comes back
    So will it open up your brown eye? Enquiring minds want to know.

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    Re: i just took a shot in the ass...

    "i just took a shot in the ass..."

    Don't talk like that. Do you want to encourage Keith?

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    Re: i just took a shot in the ass...

    Poor Johnny. Doctors suck, don't they.

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    Re: i just took a shot in the ass...

    It looks like a NASTY case of Tonsilitus...
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    Re: i just took a shot in the ass...

    Should throats be allowed to keep their cultures?

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    Re: i just took a shot in the ass...

    *dies* that's actually funny, dreg.

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    Re: i just took a shot in the ass...

    We got pictures of the throat.

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    Re: i just took a shot in the ass...

    Sorry, Jonny. Hope you start feeling better soon.
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