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    Gunsel Wagon's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by JABSEN
    PENIS!!!!!!
    I agree!!!! PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!

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    With the number of posts I have in this thread I still haven't actually said penis so....


    Penis.

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    pppppppppppppppEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnnnnnnnnnnIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIsssssssssss!


    There. now i can die happy.

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    Penis is great

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    Mmmm....that's good penis.



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    excuse me, my i borrow your PENIS?

    wow, that was kind of nice. i think i'm going to like this place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonnyZ
    cock bump
    What the Penis?

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    NICE! Jonnys penis all over this board!

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    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
    And my penis was missing again.
    This happens all the time.
    It's detachable.

    [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

    This comes in handy a lot of the time.
    I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
    or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
    But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
    and the next morning I can't for the life of me
    remember what I did with it.
    First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
    So I called up the place where the party was,
    they hadn't seen it either.
    I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
    'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
    But not this time.
    So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
    I called a few people who were at the party,
    but they were no help either.
    I was starting to get desperate.
    I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
    It makes me feel like less of a man,
    and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
    After a few hours of searching the house,
    and calling everyone I could think of,
    I was starting to get very depressed,
    so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
    Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
    where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
    I saw my penis lying on a blanket
    next to a broken toaster oven.
    Some guy was selling it.
    I had to buy it off him.
    He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
    I took it home, washed it off,
    and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
    but I don't know.
    Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
    I like having a detachable penis.
    Zork T. Cat 7/1994-10/2013 RIP

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