Marvel Is Keeping Bendis Down!

[Gail Simone]

We all know Bendis is talented, and I'm convinced he has the goods to be a star someday, so why does Marvel saddle him with these go nowhere, lame-o, b-list characters?

I mean, who the hell is this 'Spider-Man' guy? 'Spider-man?' What kind of crap is THAT?

And the 'Avengers?' Sounds like a CHAMPIONS rip-off to me.

If he came over to DC, I bet he could do Metal Men like it was NOTHING.

Inferior Five, even.

MARVEL, WHY ARE YOU KEEPING BENDIS DOWN?

Gail, feels bad for Bendis.

[Mike Haseloff]

Well, this is FAR more offensive than a little squiggly political cartoon. :riots:

[Gail Simone]

I disagree with the spelling of your name!

::double riots::

Gail

[Mike Haseloff]

I disagree with the spelling of your name!

::double riots::

That's not how you spell SIMON!

[PeterSparker]

Yeah, just put him on a Speedball book already!

[kubiak]

It's nice that you're looking out for him. A lot of people wouldn't have the courage to speak up like this.

[Gail Simone]

I just wanna help the kid get a leg up. Is that so wrong?

Gail

[Gail Simone]

That's not how you spell SIMON!

I am SO rioting you for that.

Gail

[Jacob Lyon Goddard]

Gail's been hitting the cough medicine again

[NATE!]

We all know Bendis is talented, and I'm convinced he has the goods to be a star someday, so why does Marvel saddle him with these go nowhere, lame-o, b-list characters?

I mean, who the hell is this 'Spider-Man' guy? 'Spider-man?' What kind of crap is THAT?

And the 'Avengers?' Sounds like a CHAMPIONS rip-off to me.

If he came over to DC, I bet he could do Metal Men like it was NOTHING.

Inferior Five, even.

MARVEL, WHY ARE YOU KEEPING BENDIS DOWN?

Gail, feels bad for Bendis.

Cock goes where?