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  1. 01-31-2006, 11:31 AM #41
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    Re: Imagine what this guy would do if I hired him...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Loika
    Tempting, but I'd have to chain everything on to my desk first.

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  2. 01-31-2006, 11:34 AM #42
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    Re: Imagine what this guy would do if I hired him...

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  3. 01-31-2006, 11:35 AM #43
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    Re: Imagine what this guy would do if I hired him...

    Quote Originally Posted by Taki Soma
    you should have them chained anyway.
    You are most wise, Soma-sama.

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    Re: Imagine what this guy would do if I hired him...

    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyDippinDan
    At the Pizza Hut I used to work at, we had a guy apply for a job that was writing us bad checks for his pizza orders. We hired him.
    Well, how else was he supposed to start writing you GOOD checks?
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    Re: Imagine what this guy would do if I hired him...

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    oh yeah? well we dominate basketball and have sex with all your women with our larger penises. so pfft to you!

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    Re: Imagine what this guy would do if I hired him...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Blasphemy
    Maybe he was taking them and giving them to the Homeless?
    How could you NOT hire a pure soul like that!?!
    Or maybe HE is homeless and needs the apples to live... and also needs the job... to live.
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    Re: Imagine what this guy would do if I hired him...

    Quote Originally Posted by cheegy
    Or maybe HE is homeless and needs the apples to live... and also needs the job... to live.
    Maybe those are the only apples he's ever had.
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    Re: Imagine what this guy would do if I hired him...

    If nothing else you got a good story out of it.
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    Re: Imagine what this guy would do if I hired him...

    PAT! You should totally call him back... do a full interview. Say you'd like to give him the job, but there is one last question... Why did you take the apples?

    Videotape the whole thing and then and post it.




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  10. 01-31-2006, 04:35 PM #50
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    Re: Imagine what this guy would do if I hired him...

    Quote Originally Posted by cheegy
    Or maybe HE is homeless and needs the apples to live... and also needs the job... to live.


    He sure dresses nice for a homeless fella.

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