Will The Following Real-World Mysteries EVER Be Solved?

[WinstonWolf]

I know that mystery is part of the fun, but I just HAVE to know the answers to at least some of these mysteries.

#1. The "suicide" of Kurt Cobain

#2. Elvis's death. Is he REALLY dead? I think he is, but people keep saying he isnt. Which brings up to

#3. Tupacs death.

#4. Roswell and UFOS. Which brings up to

#5. Whitley Striber. He wrote Communion. He claims it's a factual story about his abduction by aliens. Will we ever know for sure?

#6. Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. The real killer.

#7. Michael Jackson. Seriously, what color is he? He looks kind of badge. Is that all sunblock or gelatane? Or botox? One may never know (but I wish we could.).

#8. How the hell does George Bush keep getting away with lying and other stuff?

#9. Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix- Supposedly, there deaths were NOT accidental at all.

[The Human Target]

Ummm Michaal Jackson is a black man.


Yeah.....

[CraigM]

I'll tell you the answers to all of them.

1) He committed suicide.

2) He's dead.

3) He's not dead.

4) Real.

5) Who cares?

6) The dog killed them.

7) He's black

He's the President. Nuff said.

9) All killed by Paul McCartney.

Craig

[Marcdachamp]

Cobain killed himself. Now George Reeves... that I'd love to know...

[dEnny!]

I thought this was about MTV's The Real World. *embarrassed.

[princess phoenix]

I know that mystery is part of the fun, but I just HAVE to know the answers to at least some of these mysteries.

#1. The "suicide" of Kurt Cobain
vitiligo,
#2. Elvis's death. Is he REALLY dead? I think he is, but people keep saying he isnt. Which brings up to

#3. Tupacs death.

#4. Roswell and UFOS. Which brings up to

#5. Whitley Striber. He wrote Communion. He claims it's a factual story about his abduction by aliens. Will we ever know for sure?

#6. Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. The real killer.

#7. Michael Jackson. Seriously, what color is he? He looks kind of badge. Is that all sunblock or gelatane? Or botox? One may never know (but I wish we could.).

#8. How the hell does George Bush keep getting away with lying and other stuff?

#9. Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix- Supposedly, there deaths were NOT accidental at all.

#1. Kurt Cobain killed himself.
#2. Yes he is really dead
#3. He is also really dead
#4. Cold war parinioia created delusions of aliens
#5. I doubt it's real
#6. OJ Simpson
#7. He has vitiligo. I've actually have a friend who has it, it's not fun.
#8. Because his party has the majority of the hosue and senate.
#9. Yes, none of them where murdered.

[bairdduvessa]

Puck did it all man, he was a douche!

[Taxman]

#3. Tupacs death.

#6. Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. The real killer.

I am aware of no mysteries associated with these issues.

[bairdduvessa]

I know that mystery is part of the fun, but I just HAVE to know the answers to at least some of these mysteries.

#1. The "suicide" of Kurt Cobain

#2. Elvis's death. Is he REALLY dead? I think he is, but people keep saying he isnt. Which brings up to

#3. Tupacs death.

#4. Roswell and UFOS. Which brings up to

#5. Whitley Striber. He wrote Communion. He claims it's a factual story about his abduction by aliens. Will we ever know for sure?

#6. Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. The real killer.

#7. Michael Jackson. Seriously, what color is he? He looks kind of badge. Is that all sunblock or gelatane? Or botox? One may never know (but I wish we could.).

#8. How the hell does George Bush keep getting away with lying and other stuff?

#9. Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix- Supposedly, there deaths were NOT accidental at all.

1. Dude was in pain, wanted to die so wife hired some one to off him, assisted suicide like-only with a shot gun.

2. Bubba Ho-tep(sp)

3. Both Tupac and Biggie were killed by Puff Daddy

4. What crashed in roswald was probably a prototype russian satalite nothing more. But I would love to believe...

5. Never read and/or heard of it. But I doubt it. Not that aliens exist and may like to fuck with red necks, but just the book all together. And yes I DO BELIEVE THERE ARE ALIENS, they just refuse to make contact with us because they know we are the Unniverse's slow bus...

6. Kato Kalin(sp)

7. My [white] mom has his disease, she is slowly turning into an albino. And refuses to just get flesh covered tattoos to cover it up.

8. Oil companies own the politiions and news papers. the Media owns us. Nuff Said. But feel free to join the revolutions...

9. Jim Morrison faked his death and lived out the rest of his life in the mid west. He joined a barber shop quartet (he was ironically the alto)...ok I made that up.
Jannis Joplin-died because of her lifestyle
Jimmie-assassinated by the Klan for being a guitar hero to white and black youths (they didn't care about the asian ones)
Paul MacCartny dead
Bob Marley-injected with cancer by the US government for his left leaning policies.

[Blake Sims]

I didnt know there was any doubt about Simpson and Goldman's deaths...