The thread about TIP that will never die!

**AAlgar** · 02-02-2006, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by TIP

The latter.

But the former had an eye made of said substance.

T

You're not gonna sing for us, are you Sammy?

**TIP** · 02-02-2006, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by AAlgar

You're not gonna sing for us, are you Sammy?

DOWN HOME
HOME GROWN

OOOOOOOOOOOH!

THAT'S MUH WOMAN!!!

SHE'S GOT SOME REAL FINE POUND. CAKE.

T
(moon river)

**Artie Pink** · 02-02-2006, 06:59 AM

It might be the awful waffle I had this morning talking, but this year, I think we should refer to Wizard World Chicago as "the Prom".

As in, "Tip's finally gonna make it to Prom this year!", or "Gav's saving up for Prom."

I think it'll annoy the hell out of all the right people, à la "Shicky-G".

**JABSEN** · 02-02-2006, 07:01 AM

*cough*

**TIP** · 02-02-2006, 07:02 AM

Originally Posted by Your pal, Jim

I think it'll annoy the hell out of all the right people.

Damn Straight.

I've got a few bones to pick.

T
('bone picking' may actually mean the forcible removal of strategic ribs and/or clavicles of some lucky fellow/felless)

**TIP** · 02-02-2006, 07:04 AM

Originally Posted by JABSEN

*cough*

A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down.

AND

A spoon full of salt peter makes the hoo-hoo go down

T

**Artie Pink** · 02-02-2006, 07:06 AM

Originally Posted by TIP

Damn Straight.

I've got a few bones to pick.

T
('bone picking' may actually mean the forcible removal of strategic ribs and/or clavicles of some lucky fellow/felless)

When you see the glazed, hollow, unfathoming expression in person, you'll see that it's like like trying to teach kung fu to a coconut.

That's why I've been weekending with a Shaman, in the hopes of enacting some real-life Pet Sematary-like vengeance. "Sometimes, dead is bettah!

PS - my next post will be #5,000!! I wish I had something funny planned, but I don't.

**TIP** · 02-02-2006, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by Your pal, Jim

When you see the glazed, hollow, unfathoming expression in person, you'll see that it's like like trying to teach kung fu to a coconut.

I jez wan' zee ribs fo' me homemade xylophone.

That's why I've been weekending with a Shaman, in the hopes of enacting some real-life Pet Sematary-like vengeance. "Sometimes, dead is bettah!
PS - my next post will be #5,000!! I wish I had something funny planned, but I don't.

P'raps something about Phil Collins and Marillion joining forces?

T

Cth · 02-02-2006, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by Your pal, Jim

It might be the awful waffle I had this morning talking, but this year, I think we should refer to Wizard World Chicago as "the Prom".

As in, "Tip's finally gonna make it to Prom this year!", or "Gav's saving up for Prom."

I think it'll annoy the hell out of all the right people, à la "Shicky-G".

.. Jim'll have his legs up in the air, like it was Prom Night?

[ EDIT: Well, crap, that was 8,000 ]

**Artie Pink** · 02-02-2006, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by TIP

P'raps something about Phil Collins and Marillion joining forces?

T

My memories are pretty dim, but I believe Phil did sit in on drums for "Kayleigh" at a Wembley show.

I would just like to make it clear that, yes I did go through a "prog-rock" phase where I listened to a lot of Genesis, Yes, and so on. But I was mostly cured by 1986 and the awful Invisible Touch-era.

Furthermore, I am a much bigger fan of post-Fish era Marillion, where they morphed into a Radiohead/Therapy? kind of vibe, and...

...I'm protesting too much, aren't I?