You left something in the bathroom

**lyra** · 12-16-2005, 04:55 PM

My sister is shaken awake to her husband saying "You left something in the bathroom..." She's like "Get out of here". He says more forced..."You left something in the bathroom" and waves this giant dildo at her. She says "That's not mine" and goes back to sleep.

I actually found out about this when my niece calls me crying...saying "My mom found my sex toy".

I love my family.

On a more PG note...
Tricia had a wonderful Christmas concert today. She can sing more shit in Spanish than I would have thought possible. I cried.

**Mike Haseloff** · 12-16-2005, 04:59 PM

That... would be pretty disturbing...

... almost as disturbing as walking into the room, and seeing Oprah talking about exactly that kind of thing happening with parents and kids. Seriously... not even Dr. Phil...

Mind you, how do kids get them?
Is there a dildo black market?

**Ray G.** · 12-16-2005, 04:59 PM

X10000000

**Jacob Lyon Goddard** · 12-16-2005, 05:00 PM

how old were you when you got your first dildo?

**Patton** · 12-16-2005, 05:02 PM

weird.

how old is the neice?

**Haborym** · 12-16-2005, 05:02 PM

As a father, I'm not sure that I'd ever fully recover from finding and handling my daughters toy.

**lyra** · 12-16-2005, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by Nathan Patton

weird.

how old is the neice?

21

**BronxRonin** · 12-16-2005, 05:06 PM

ouch!

**lyra** · 12-16-2005, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Jacob Lyon Goddard

how old were you when you got your first dildo?

Answer him, bloodyhell....

**Mike Haseloff** · 12-16-2005, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by Haborym

As a father, I'm not sure that I'd ever fully recover from finding and handling my daughters toy.

Seriously!

But back to the dildo black market.
It'd be an offense to sell a minor a vibrating phallus, wouldn't it?

So... like, are there people organizing meetings down alleys with dildos in little plastic bags?

Could you go to jail and be all, "Yo, what're you in here for?"
And you're all, "Dealing."

And the guy's all, "Yeah, me too. Crack?"

And you're all, "Nah, dildos. What're y'gonna do?"

Seriously... the mind boggles.
What kind of a massive underworld dildo conspiracy is going on here?!?

FOR ALL WE KNOW, THERE ARE PEOPLE WORSHIPPING DILDOS IN THE SEWERS BENEATH US, RIGHT NOW!!!

There's probably sweatshops all across the country, forcing European illegal immigrants to carve dildos out of cheap lumps of industrial latex waste... Because that's all these bastards care about. Profit!