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    You left something in the bathroom

    My sister is shaken awake to her husband saying "You left something in the bathroom..." She's like "Get out of here". He says more forced..."You left something in the bathroom" and waves this giant dildo at her. She says "That's not mine" and goes back to sleep.

    I actually found out about this when my niece calls me crying...saying "My mom found my sex toy".

    I love my family.

    On a more PG note...
    Tricia had a wonderful Christmas concert today. She can sing more shit in Spanish than I would have thought possible. I cried.

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    Re: You left something in the bathroom

    That... would be pretty disturbing...




    ... almost as disturbing as walking into the room, and seeing Oprah talking about exactly that kind of thing happening with parents and kids. Seriously... not even Dr. Phil...

    Mind you, how do kids get them?
    Is there a dildo black market?

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    Re: You left something in the bathroom

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    Re: You left something in the bathroom

    how old were you when you got your first dildo?

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    Re: You left something in the bathroom

    weird.

    how old is the neice?

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    Re: You left something in the bathroom

    As a father, I'm not sure that I'd ever fully recover from finding and handling my daughters toy.
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    Re: You left something in the bathroom

    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan Patton
    weird.

    how old is the neice?
    21

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    Re: You left something in the bathroom

    ouch!
    Don't do it Ninja... Don't!!!!

    Don't waste all of your energy on stealth you still need to penetrate the chest plates.

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    Re: You left something in the bathroom

    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Lyon Goddard
    how old were you when you got your first dildo?
    Answer him, bloodyhell....

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    Re: You left something in the bathroom

    Quote Originally Posted by Haborym
    As a father, I'm not sure that I'd ever fully recover from finding and handling my daughters toy.
    Seriously!



    But back to the dildo black market.
    It'd be an offense to sell a minor a vibrating phallus, wouldn't it?

    So... like, are there people organizing meetings down alleys with dildos in little plastic bags?


    Could you go to jail and be all, "Yo, what're you in here for?"
    And you're all, "Dealing."

    And the guy's all, "Yeah, me too. Crack?"

    And you're all, "Nah, dildos. What're y'gonna do?"

    Seriously... the mind boggles.
    What kind of a massive underworld dildo conspiracy is going on here?!?

    FOR ALL WE KNOW, THERE ARE PEOPLE WORSHIPPING DILDOS IN THE SEWERS BENEATH US, RIGHT NOW!!!

    There's probably sweatshops all across the country, forcing European illegal immigrants to carve dildos out of cheap lumps of industrial latex waste... Because that's all these bastards care about. Profit!

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