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    Re: Sex Assault Trial Hung On Claims of Large Penis

    Kind of off topic, but why did you drop your avatar and sig Shwicaz?
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    Re: Sex Assault Trial Hung On Claims of Large Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan_ZOOM_Turner
    Why would he need special preparation if he had been having sex with her on and off before? You would think that after awhile the girl would get used to his size.
    They didn't have sex before. They slept in the same bed. Platonically.

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    Re: Sex Assault Trial Hung On Claims of Large Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Fourthman
    I hate to say this, but if you let a couple of weeks go by, the accomodation can disappear. Depending of course in the disparity between penis size and vagina size.
    "I REALLY hate to imply that my package is enormous, but..."


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    Re: Sex Assault Trial Hung On Claims of Large Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Peanut
    Kind of off topic, but why did you drop your avatar and sig Shwicaz?

    because my avatar and sig are abnormally large and can't fit into the average bandiwth of this board.

    I do however have a lovely cast of them on display at my local urologist's.

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    Re: Sex Assault Trial Hung On Claims of Large Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Randomus
    They didn't have sex before. They slept in the same bed. Platonically.
    Oh, ok. Then back to what Ben said that article is poorly written.
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    Re: Sex Assault Trial Hung On Claims of Large Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by AAlgar
    "I REALLY hate to imply that my package is enormous, but..."

    I don't know, I just might've only dated small pussy women.
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    Re: Sex Assault Trial Hung On Claims of Large Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Shwicaz
    because my avatar and sig are abnormally large and can't fit into the average bandiwth of this board.

    I do however have a lovely cast of them on display at my local urologist's.

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    Re: Sex Assault Trial Hung On Claims of Large Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Fourthman
    I don't know, I just might've only dated small pussy women.
    The average is supposed to be 5 inches deep.

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    Re: Sex Assault Trial Hung On Claims of Large Penis

    Quote Originally Posted by Goddamn Trillian
    The average is supposed to be 5 inches deep.
    Wow, where are the stereotypes on your side?
    "It turns out black men aren't big, black women are just deep!" - Marsha Warfield
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    Re: Sex Assault Trial Hung On Claims of Large Penis

    well; i've seem enough women stick abnormally big things in their thingies, including penises
    or so i've heard

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