Sex Assault Trial Hung On Claims of Large Penis

[deadboy]

To summarize:

Dildo in court
Dildo claims his penis is so big that if he had actually raped her that there would have been physical damage that must not have been present. If it had been present this certainly would have been damning evidence.
The dildo produced a plastic replica of his member.
Judge didn't buy it.
Dildo found guilty.

[Shwicaz]

I think you, more than anyone here, are probably the most familiar with the kind of "preparation" he's talking about.

yeah, but my dick isn't that big.



(I may not have my license, but in my house, I do the driving)

[TIP]

I wonder what the 'special preperation' he uses to put his abnormally large penis into an 'average' vagina?

does he fold it into a swan?

a paper airplane?

or does he get the tire jack?

ORIGAMI PENIS!!!

T

[xyzzy]

That article was horribly written. I could not understand what ended up happening. The judge accepted the accused's claim? But he was found guilty? No wonder the reporter works for a Canadian paper...

She believed that he had a big dick, but did not believe the whole "too big to put into a vagina" bit.

[Amos Moses]

Holy shit! That guy is packin!

[greg donovan]

ORIGAMI PENIS!!!

T

Ever heard of the puppetry of the penis guys?

[Shwicaz]

Ever heard of the puppetry of the penis guys?

I got the book for Christmas two years ago.

[TIP]

Ever heard of the puppetry of the penis guys?

Yeah...and it makes my Tube Sock Puppetry Revue look like Sesame Street.

T

[Fourthman]

Unless his dick is bigger than a baby, I wouldn't buy it either.

[greg donovan]

I got the book for Christmas two years ago.

is it an instructional book or a coffee table picture book? or both?