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  1. 10-27-2005, 09:58 AM #1
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    I hereby promote the Hotdog to god-like status

    Regardless of the bad things Germany has done over the years or will do, it's all water under the bridge. Those bastards gave us the Hotdog, and I am rediscovering how fan-freaking-tastic they are. In fact, if Rome came back today and was sacked by Germans, I wouldn't care as long as I could go get a frank with mustard and ketchup. The Krauts are all right.
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    Re: I hereby promote the Hotdog to god-like status

    I would only give it God-like status for being responsible for smiting many a gluttonous man with nitrates and clogged arteries.
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    Re: I hereby promote the Hotdog to god-like status

    Quote Originally Posted by thecheat1
    I would only give it God-like status for being responsible for smiting many a gluttonous man with nitrates and clogged arteries.
    It's totally worth it.
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    Re: I hereby promote the Hotdog to god-like status

    Yeah...but I really effin' hate it when the Weinermobile gets in front of me on the highway


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    Re: I hereby promote the Hotdog to god-like status

    Peanut . . . . just, no, man.

    Just say no.

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    Re: I hereby promote the Hotdog to god-like status

    They're bad for your pancrease.
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    Re: I hereby promote the Hotdog to god-like status

    Hot dogs fucking rule. But Chili dogs are from the Gods.
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    Re: I hereby promote the Hotdog to god-like status

    Quote Originally Posted by Rick_O
    They're bad for your pancrease.
    Pan crease as in Peter's butt crack?

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    Re: I hereby promote the Hotdog to god-like status

    I had a hot dog for lunch today. It was my first hot dog in I can't remember how long. It was succulent.

    I noticed this weekend that CVS (a drug-store chain) is now selling (for $50) a miniature version of the hot dog cookers seen at 7-11s, you know the kind with the heated rolling metal tubes? I want it sooooo bad but can't justify the $50. Boy oh boy do I want it, though. I could always have hotdogs ready and waiting for me. I could cook a dozen at a time and not monopolize any other appliance.
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  10. 10-27-2005, 10:13 AM #10
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    Re: I hereby promote the Hotdog to god-like status

    I think the obvious joke here is:

    Your mom already elevated the Hot Dog to godlike status.

    Thank HotDog I'm above the obvious joke!
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