Ever since my wife got pregnant--and especially since the birth of my twins--I've been sorta out of touch with the world. There are cultural phrases and happenings that elude me.
I still don't get the "Internet cracked in half" thing or where this reference came from.
I don't know anything about Wanda, especially the reference to what it is I would know if I knew what I don't know about Wanda. I don't even know who Wanda is or what the hell that's all about.
I don't know who Ronin is. More specifically, I don't know what this is even referring to. I assume it's a character from some comic book I'm not reading.
I don't know who Valerie Plame is, or what the fuck that has to do with the Whitehouse. I suppose I could probably look it up if I really cared.
I've never watched an episode of Lost, House, The O.C., Desperate Housewives, Buffy, or Serenity.
I'm sure there's more that I'm missing.