And yet, I'd give my right nut for that...
Okay, so last night, I'm at a party or something, and I hook up with this chick. We start making out, soon she's naked, and I go down on her, and then she passes out and that's it... She's laying there passed out and naked and that's it.
So lame.
And yet, I'd give my right nut for that...
Score?
No. She passed out and I just huddled up and cried.Originally Posted by AAlgar
Originally Posted by AAlgar
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She was there at the bar, she heard my guitar
She was long and tall, she was the queen of them all
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night
She was dark and discreet, she was light on her feet
We went up to her room and she lowered the boom
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night
Down below they danced and sang in the street
While up above the walls were steaming with heat
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night
I was feeling no pain, feeling good in my brain
I looked in her eyes, they were full of surprise
Last night, talking about last night
Last night, talking about last night
I asked her to marry me she smiled and pulled out a knife
The party’s just beginning she said, it’s your money or you life
Last night, talking about last night
Last night, talking about last night
Now I’m back at the bar, she went a little too far
She done me wrong, all I got is this song
Last night, thinking about last night
Last night, thinking about last night
Originally Posted by Perfect Despair
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I know... It's a damn shame, because everybody in my area code knows I'm the mu'fuckin' Cunnilingus King!Originally Posted by The Goddamn Batman
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