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    Last night...

    Okay, so last night, I'm at a party or something, and I hook up with this chick. We start making out, soon she's naked, and I go down on her, and then she passes out and that's it... She's laying there passed out and naked and that's it.

    So lame.

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    Re: Last night...

    And yet, I'd give my right nut for that...

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    Re: Last night...

    Quote Originally Posted by AAlgar
    Score?
    No. She passed out and I just huddled up and cried.

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    Re: Last night...

    Quote Originally Posted by AAlgar
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    -3.


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    you're a little dork, a little NINJAPIRATE and the rest is equal mixture christian bale/johnny depp/angelina jolie lust.



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    Re: Last night...

    She was there at the bar, she heard my guitar
    She was long and tall, she was the queen of them all
    Last night, thinking about last night
    Last night, thinking about last night

    She was dark and discreet, she was light on her feet
    We went up to her room and she lowered the boom
    Last night, thinking about last night
    Last night, thinking about last night


    Down below they danced and sang in the street
    While up above the walls were steaming with heat
    Last night, thinking about last night
    Last night, thinking about last night

    I was feeling no pain, feeling good in my brain
    I looked in her eyes, they were full of surprise
    Last night, talking about last night
    Last night, talking about last night


    I asked her to marry me she smiled and pulled out a knife
    The party’s just beginning she said, it’s your money or you life
    Last night, talking about last night
    Last night, talking about last night

    Now I’m back at the bar, she went a little too far
    She done me wrong, all I got is this song
    Last night, thinking about last night
    Last night, thinking about last night

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    Re: Last night...



    what a cow

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    Re: Last night...

    Quote Originally Posted by Perfect Despair
    -3.

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    Re: Last night...

    Quote Originally Posted by The Goddamn Batman


    what a cow
    I know... It's a damn shame, because everybody in my area code knows I'm the mu'fuckin' Cunnilingus King!

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    Re: Last night...

    I can't belive that your cunnilingus skills are so weak it actually bored a chick to sleep.

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