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    Never stick your penis...

    in the jar of Mayo, and not tell your roommates. Cause when they catch you doing it, they get really mad.

    It might be best to buy your own jar if you are gonna do that.

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    Re: Never stick your penis...

    well that's just common sense.
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    Re: Never stick your penis...

    Same holds true with Peanut butter. Only stickier.
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    Stupid, stupid, Rat Creature!

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    Re: Never stick your penis...

    why?!

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    Re: Never stick your penis...

    Quote Originally Posted by Lab-Rat
    well that's just common sense.
    You would think, but I probably just saved someone's relationship.

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    Re: Never stick your penis...

    Quote Originally Posted by GoddessOKay
    why?!
    do you really want to know?

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    Re: Never stick your penis...

    Quote Originally Posted by Fizz
    do you really want to know?
    why not to might come in handy if i have a stupid child someday.
    why this post appeared is something i don't think i'll ever have the spirit to handle

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    Re: Never stick your penis...

    Check.

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    Re: Never stick your penis...

    Wouldn't it have to be warm to be effective?

    And then wouldn't it spoil?

    There have to be condiments that are better suited to this.

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