you're a diabolical sexual deviant.Originally Posted by JoshuaFialkov
Sounds like my plan is paying off.
DUDE -- two people came up to me this week. You know who you look like?, they say. I say yes, Dave Attel. I actually don't mind it at all. I have to start going out to bars more, though -- he sweety, you wanna be on TV?I used to watch Insomniac religiously...
But seriously, I LOVE Crackurz.
P.
My business partner actually calls you Dave Attel in conversation.
All of this can be yours.
www.thefialkov.com
My wife refers to you as the jackhammer.
I never know what that means.
If James Patrick is God, what does that make me?
Some guy I know who can drink Jesus under the table.
Jesus=Quite the Drinker.
All of this can be yours.
www.thefialkov.com
Dan can turn Sprite into Heinekin with a wave of his hand.
Sung to the tune of "The Candy Man" from Willy Wonka.
"Who can take some water....
Turn it into beer...
Drink it all down and then still steer...
The Dan T man.
The Dan T man can.
The Dan T. man can.
Cause he mixes it in a can
And gets loaded real good.
Dan Taylor takes
All the beer he makes
And says "Fuck all of you bitches."
YOu can even offer to do his dishes...
or bake him knishes"
All of this can be yours.
www.thefialkov.com
HA. If Sammy Davis was still around he could sing it. My parents used to play that shit all the time. My parents are insane.
I now have a theme song!
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