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    Hilton: "I'm Not Sexy"

    Hilton: "I'm Not Sexy"


    Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton insists she has low sex appeal and frequently laughs at those who find her attractive - despite her raunchy reputation. The 24-year-old heiress knows her confession will amaze fans, particularly in the light of her Carl's Jr. commercial, which featured the blonde engaging in intimate acts with a Mercedes sedan. But she is adamant her titillating image is a product of her well-paid stylists and makeup artists, and in reality her boyfriends have commented on her less than curvy figure. She says, "I'm sexy in pictures and the way I dress and my whole image. But at home I'm really not like that. I'm built like a stick. All of my ex-boyfriends - not Paris, of course - would be like, 'What's the matter with America? You're so not sexy.'


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    Re: Hilton: "I'm Not Sexy"

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    Re: Hilton: "I'm Not Sexy"

    She's right.

    She's also not smart.
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    Re: Hilton: "I'm Not Sexy"

    Hey, always gotta give credit where credit is due. Good job lovewillkill. Nicely done.

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    Re: Hilton: "I'm Not Sexy"

    I'd still hit it.

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    Re: Hilton: "I'm Not Sexy"

    ok so she does get it. its less funny now.

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    Re: Hilton: "I'm Not Sexy"

    Oh come on. She is not an ugly woman. She may be vapid or not your type, but anyone who claims she is unattractive is full of it.

    I may not like her, but she is a nice looking girl.

    It is so weird how judgemental a group of nerds (including myself here) can be to people.

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    Re: Hilton: "I'm Not Sexy"

    Quote Originally Posted by rodnunley
    Oh come on. She is not an ugly woman. She may be vapid or not your type, but anyone who claims she is unattractive is full of it.

    I may not like her, but she is a nice looking girl.

    It is so weird how judgemental a group of nerds (including myself here) can be to people.
    Girl needs to eat a cheeseburger.

    She has no chest whatsoever, has chicken legs and doesn't even have a pretty face (she's remarkably plain without her makeup). If that's your idea of an attractive woman, go for it.

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    Re: Hilton: "I'm Not Sexy"

    Quote Originally Posted by V-Man
    Hey, always gotta give credit where credit is due. Good job lovewillkill. Nicely done.
    Thank you very much.

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    Re: Hilton: "I'm Not Sexy"

    She's an attention grabbing gloryhound who was born with a silver spoon in her mouth so, no, she's not sexy

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