Okay, so my friend Raph is also the artist on one of my books, and we take a lot of time to rip on each other whenever we get the chance, right? It's like a friars club roast, constantly. He'll make fun of my living in the South, and I'll make fun of his tendency to date around. He makes fun of me for being white, I occasionally rip on his being Muslim, but it's all in good fun. Raph and I are tearing down walls...

Raphael21880: I think that bitch Zelda has cooties or something
LNWallace07: oh lord, here we go...
Raphael21880: everytime we have a make out session...I end up with a cold and really sick hours later
LNWallace07: maybe because she has one, too?
Raphael21880: yet...she's perfectly fine
Raphael21880: explain that
Raphael21880: we have a open relationship....I guess that's what happens
LNWallace07: eww! you got someone elses cooties who was all makin' out with your girl. You're dirty, raph. Keep away!
Raphael21880: well...I'm making it with other beotches too
LNWallace07: this is exactly how Magic Johnson got AIDS!
Raphael21880: lol
Raphael21880: I wear rubbers
Raphael21880: and all my bitches....are virginal
Raphael21880: or...near virginal
LNWallace07: Good god, you're a terrorist, aren't you?
Raphael21880: yea
LNWallace07: You tell me this in confidence that I wouldn't turn you over for some huge homeland security award
Raphael21880: go ahead
LNWallace07: ....
LNWallace07: fine... I'm gonna go get Rumsfeld on the phone, right now!
Raphael21880: isn't he like...dead?
LNWallace07: no, that's Rehnquist. The world wishes it were Rumsfeld
LNWallace07: I know you do, don't you, terrorist?
Raphael21880: oh...
How about you guys? Anybody else torn down a wall today?