Raphael21880: I think that bitch Zelda has cooties or something
LNWallace07: oh lord, here we go...
Raphael21880: everytime we have a make out session...I end up with a cold and really sick hours later
LNWallace07: maybe because she has one, too?
Raphael21880: yet...she's perfectly fine
Raphael21880: explain that
Raphael21880: we have a open relationship....I guess that's what happens
LNWallace07: eww! you got someone elses cooties who was all makin' out with your girl. You're dirty, raph. Keep away!
Raphael21880: well...I'm making it with other beotches too
LNWallace07: this is exactly how Magic Johnson got AIDS!
Raphael21880: I wear rubbers
Raphael21880: and all my bitches....are virginal
Raphael21880: or...near virginal
LNWallace07: Good god, you're a terrorist, aren't you?
LNWallace07: You tell me this in confidence that I wouldn't turn you over for some huge homeland security award
Raphael21880: go ahead
LNWallace07: fine... I'm gonna go get Rumsfeld on the phone, right now!
Raphael21880: isn't he like...dead?
LNWallace07: no, that's Rehnquist. The world wishes it were Rumsfeld
LNWallace07: I know you do, don't you, terrorist?