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    Consiliere DrMachine's Avatar
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    Since my wife won't post this I will...

    yesterday while at work, she was asked by a Chinese man if she spoke Mandarin...thinking the man was referring to her name tag "Mandy" she said..."yes...Mandy...how can I help you?"

    being too embarassed to tell him she misunderstood him, she had to nod her head and figure it out as he went on and on in Mandarin, and she was apparently successful

    oh...and she's not chinese


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    Re: Since my wife won't post this I will...

    I get asked if I spoke Korean, Japanese or Cantonese when I'm clean shaven...

    ...and Spanish if I'm not.

    It's ridiculous!

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    Re: Since my wife won't post this I will...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Loika
    I get asked if I spoke Korean, Japanese or Cantonese when I'm clean shaven...

    ...and Spanish if I'm not.

    It's ridiculous!

    P.


    I get mistaken for being middleastern at times...

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    Re: Since my wife won't post this I will...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Loika
    I get asked if I spoke Korean, Japanese or Cantonese when I'm clean shaven...

    ...and Spanish if I'm not.

    It's ridiculous!

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    Re: Since my wife won't post this I will...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Loika
    I get asked if I spoke Korean, Japanese or Cantonese when I'm clean shaven...

    ...and Spanish if I'm not.

    It's ridiculous!

    P.
    that's funny.

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    Re: Since my wife won't post this I will...

    people think I am asian when I am stoned.

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    Re: Since my wife won't post this I will...

    "Excuse me, miss. I speak jive."
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    Re: Since my wife won't post this I will...

    Quote Originally Posted by Matt Tracker
    "Excuse me, miss. I speak jive."
    HA

    that's the same joke I made when she told me about it


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    Re: Since my wife won't post this I will...

    I once had to translate for a Korean woman to a Japanese man before.


    I don't speak Korean of Japanese.

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    Re: Since my wife won't post this I will...

    HA AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's funny
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