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    GODFATHER Flonk's Avatar
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    [Hey Ladies!] I have a policy of not hitting women.

    ever.

    smacking is cool, though.

    I find it gets me few dates, but the ones I do get traverse dreams. note: this is 3:21 am sleepy talk, not dork talk. (maybe a little dork speak)

    anyone else never hit people?

    i see guys do it and i think "ugh, that's gross, give her one upside the head like a real person or leave her alone"

    in fact, everytime I've ever seen a guy hit a girl, she seemed kind of annoyed.

    and vice versa, he seems kinda happy. but that's the difference between guys and girls. if you don't believe me, go to a gay message board and then a lesbian board. the gay guys will all be trying to punch each other silly while the lesbians are giving each other friendly shots to the arm..

    go women!

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    Re: [Hey Ladies!] I have a policy of not hitting women.

    A solid 9.

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    Re: [Hey Ladies!] I have a policy of not hitting women.

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    Re: [Hey Ladies!] I have a policy of not hitting women.

    Brilliant!

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    Re: [Hey Ladies!] I have a policy of not hitting women.

    try it with a phone book
    leaves no marks

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    Re: [Hey Ladies!] I have a policy of not hitting women.

    Eh, 6. Should have changed that second line more.

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    Re: [Hey Ladies!] I have a policy of not hitting women.

    8.25

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    Re: [Hey Ladies!] I have a policy of not hitting women.

    See, THIS is how you pull of a parody thread. It's not just a fucking word jumble. Nice job, Flonk.

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    Re: [Hey Ladies!] I have a policy of not hitting women.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben
    See, THIS is how you pull of a parody thread. It's not just a fucking word jumble. Nice job, Flonk.
    I alter the paragraphs to change the meaning in mine and everyone gives me .5s. Maybe you just have to not be me here, I guess.

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