[Hey Ladies!] I have a policy of not hitting women.

[Flonk]

ever.

smacking is cool, though.

I find it gets me few dates, but the ones I do get traverse dreams. note: this is 3:21 am sleepy talk, not dork talk. (maybe a little dork speak)

anyone else never hit people?

i see guys do it and i think "ugh, that's gross, give her one upside the head like a real person or leave her alone"

in fact, everytime I've ever seen a guy hit a girl, she seemed kind of annoyed.

and vice versa, he seems kinda happy. but that's the difference between guys and girls. if you don't believe me, go to a gay message board and then a lesbian board. the gay guys will all be trying to punch each other silly while the lesbians are giving each other friendly shots to the arm..

go women!

[Pat Loika]

A solid 9.

P.

[moonspider]

[Ray G.]

10.5

[JLTorres]

Brilliant!

[a_garza]

try it with a phone book
leaves no marks

[Angel of Distraction]

Eh, 6. Should have changed that second line more.

[JABSEN]

8.25

[Ben]

See, THIS is how you pull of a parody thread. It's not just a fucking word jumble. Nice job, Flonk.

[Angel of Distraction]

See, THIS is how you pull of a parody thread. It's not just a fucking word jumble. Nice job, Flonk.

I alter the paragraphs to change the meaning in mine and everyone gives me .5s. Maybe you just have to not be me here, I guess.