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    In Leiu of recent events I would like to take time out and encourage you , if you already haven't to visit some of katrina donation sites mentioned in other links. Every little bit counts.

    That said let the onslaught of random being

    Mad and Loeb on the Ultimates thoughts?
    None. Good for them, I bet it will kick ass.



    Sexiest celebrity of all time?
    Cleopatra



    With the release of Wheadons Ashtonishing X-men, and up coming Serenity In what capacity if any would you like to work with The Joss?
    I'd love to draw for him, and I'd love to work with him on storyboards or as a director under his production- we could produce my Hammer of the Gods film- in truth it could use someone like him on it, its pretty directionless right now, I dont think they know what to do with it.



    Are you a fan of Conan O brain?
    Yea, I went to a taping of his show once, though I havent caught it in a bit.


    Do you think the Fcc will ever be disbanded?
    One fine day.- or at least rebuilt in some way.



    What is your dream car?
    A non gas car thats practical and 4 wheel drive. I miss my 280z.


    Which appeals to you more Sultry, voulptious vixens or athletic energetic minx's?
    I love them both honestly. Frazetta women are the best.


    How did you propose to the Mrs?
    No, but she married me anyway. We were together for like 8 years, living in our house and were having a baby when we finially hitched.


    Where is the best place to find a decent cheese steak outside of Philly?
    Most places in Jersey honestly. Almost any pizza place kicks ass.


    Is everything really bigger in Texas?
    Strangely, yes.


    Bush Sr or Bush Jr?
    Bush SR was actually a pretty good prez in retrospect.


    JFK or Clinton?
    JFK- only because he lived in harder times and got shot in the head, got to give him props


    What three songs have you had stuck in your head for the past week?
    Right Said Fred
    Dukes of Hazzard Theme
    Wild Horses from U2



    Have you ever been curious as to what your star wars name might be?
    Obi-Wan-Can Blowme.


    Do you think much like in a bravee new world (huxley) that the events in that book will eventually come to pass?
    Most of them have, havent they? We drive down the street and see big signs saying "report suspicious behavior" and such.


    Mtv or Vh1?
    VH1 has better specials.


    Would you ever like to work with darwyn cooke? and if so what would the project be?
    No, I love his work but I hear he can be intense, and Im really layed back so I dont know if that would mix. I really admire and love his work, SOLO was fucking Amazing and his Catwoman TPB.



    Paula zahn sexy?
    In that Zombie come to life sort of way, yes.


    What stand up comedians have you seen recently? television or otherwise?
    Brian Posehn and Patton Oswalt in Powers


    what's a sticky?
    Its under my desk.


    Have you ever just been blindsided by something?
    Yes, I was filming this weekend and i was hit in the head with a heavy light, didnt see that coming.


    What does someone ( not myself ) have to do to get in one of your works? written or drawn?
    Hooking me up with free cool stuff I can be bought you know.


    Beatles or the rolling stones?
    BEATLES!!!! Stones are good radio music, but Beatles are must haves.


    Who should replace David lettermen once he decides to retire?
    No one. Period. He is Alexander, there is no heir for is place.


    Favorite thing Allen Heinburg has done in the last three years?
    Who? Seriously Im ignorant.


    Is there such thing as Bendis envy?
    Yes- ask all the want-to-be-writer critics who give him shit.


    Would it be Offensive to send my cousin Buddy, a buddy christ?
    Is he a Christian?


    Have you ever been caught on tape?
    Uh, Chicago dude.



    Superman returns is going to be... (fill in with your thoughts)
    Fucking great. I trust Beast Master guy to make more great films, and its a great idea.



    X-men 3 is to brett ratner as X-force is to...
    Oh, leave that guy alone, he makes great family films


    Have you heard the new kayne west album?
    No, I have to admit, I dont like R+B, it feels really fake to me. Like no matter how good it is, its always just watered down version of real R+B from the 70's. Now that shit gets me hard.


    PSP or DS?
    PSP, I lost my DS about a week after PSP came out


    Starbucks or Tim Hurtons?
    I hate cofee, though I will take on some espresso as a pick me up at shows if I can.

    That covers the basics for this week hope you enjoy take care all
    Los Boss Hoggo
    The Worlds Finest Lucha dor

    COOL! Thanks fun as usual.
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    Kiss?

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    Re: The Big bad Oeming Q & A

    Wow what a week. School started, the blame game isn't being played,and somebody made a nano ipod? Craziness indeed Our good friend Oeming appears on Newsaskew in an interview about a blonde Norse god(demi god?) so go check that out. Those majors out of the way and Oemings disturbing non acceptance into the TIFF Lets us begin ... bring up the god machine.

    (Smacks ridiculous red button)
    Shake what ya momma gave ya

    Pepsi or coke?
    Given the recently release of the transporter 2 did it live up to the original?
    Often man is said to be made of many things , what are you made of?
    Biggest Mistake in your day happens when?
    Cats or Dogs?
    Are you a digger?
    Given the oppertuinity what would you change about your workplace?
    Is sleeping with the boss a good idea?
    Have you ever fallen for the wrong person?
    If there is chicken soup for the soul, can there be chili for the soul?
    Have you ever seen eddie izzard preform?
    Does your cell phone take pictures?
    What advice would you like ot give to the folks out there?
    Roots or American Eagle?
    Who wins in the battle of Supermarket supremecy?
    When hitchhiking do you fallow the unwritten rules of the road?
    How often are you puzzled by movements in the world?
    Do you see yourself as religious?
    How often do you want to pick up a hockey stick and get a game of shiny going?
    Where do you prefer to sleep in the house?
    Best vacation was?
    What aspect of filmamking do you wish you could do for the rest of your life?
    What aspect do you wish you never have to deal with?
    Digital or Swiss gears?
    Should Marijuana being Legalized? Decriminalized? Or other?
    What would you do if your President of The USA?
    What would you do if you were Prime Minister of Canada?
    Word Assoc.
    Joe Quesada?
    Dan Dido?
    Erik Larsen?
    Speakeasy?
    Bendis?
    Jenna Jameson?
    Stephen Colbert?
    Wayne Gretzky?
    Marvel?
    DC?
    Warner Bros?
    Fox?
    Sony?
    Weinsteins?
    Bendis(Oeming) Borad members?
    Boss Hogg?
    Are you a fan of Instan messagening?
    How bad can my spelling be?
    Do you enjoy Charlie Murphy's E true Hollywood stories?
    Lost or House?
    Any questions for the board?

    With the new tv season gearing up I hope all of you jump onboard and Have a good exciting season. Of course the Studios are putting out there "oscar" pieces so if you stumble across some please let the peeps know.

    Sincerely
    Boss
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    what is your favorite brand of peanut butter?
    i am a jiff person. all good moms choose jiff, choose jiff.


    quixote sequel?
    a character named lazy eye whose lazy eye sees into the future slightly, good idea or bad idea? (he has psionic fire fists, and i was thinking the first arc would be called 'adventures in masturbation')
    basketball or soccer?
    ER doctors: george clooney's character or the bald guy with glasses(dr. green)?
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    Bite my dadpaste dispenser. You are nine kinds of wrong and need to throw yourself under a train for the good of all humanity.


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    Pepsi or coke?
    Was COKE. Now its GingerAle


    Given the recently release of the transporter 2 did it live up to the original?
    Still havent seen it yet, I suck. Loved the first one. Perfect film trash. Stathum is a god.


    Often man is said to be made of many things , what are you made of?
    Gilligans Island and Porn.


    Biggest Mistake in your day happens when?
    I get online first thing in the morning and dont work until after 11- Or I go to a strip club


    Cats or Dogs?
    Both.


    Are you a digger?
    What did you call me?


    Given the oppertuinity what would you change about your workplace?
    BIGGER! BIGGER! BIGGER!


    Is sleeping with the boss a good idea?
    Yes, because I am my boss.


    Have you ever fallen for the wrong person?
    Yes, but he never found out so it was okay.



    If there is chicken soup for the soul, can there be chili for the soul?
    Only if your evil



    Have you ever seen eddie izzard preform?
    Falatio?



    Does your cell phone take pictures?
    Yes, sadly, I cant take it into strip clubs.


    What advice would you like ot give to the folks out there?
    Beggers cant be choosers.


    Roots or American Eagle?
    What the fuck are you talking about? Music or tires?



    Who wins in the battle of Supermarket supremecy?
    Natural range chicken farms.


    When hitchhiking do you fallow the unwritten rules of the road?
    As long as I have my towel, Im safe.


    How often are you puzzled by movements in the world?
    Ive had some puzzling movements.


    Do you see yourself as religious?
    Spiritual, not religious. God hates religion.... probably...


    How often do you want to pick up a hockey stick and get a game of shiny going?
    Hocky? Is that with the home runs or touchdowns?


    Where do you prefer to sleep in the house?
    My bed. What the fuck?


    Best vacation was?
    Its about to happen in December.


    What aspect of filmamking do you wish you could do for the rest of your life?
    The actual filming


    What aspect do you wish you never have to deal with?
    Pre Production


    Digital or Swiss gears?
    Is that like cheese?



    Should Marijuana being Legalized? Decriminalized? Or other?
    Why, do you have any? Free the weed man!




    What would you do if your President of The USA?
    Quit. I think you have to be evil to be the president or end up like Jimmy carter, a joke.


    What would you do if you were Prime Minister of Canada?
    Close off the boarders to the US.


    Word Assoc.
    Joe Quesada?
    Sleepy


    Dan Dido?
    Beard


    Erik Larsen?
    Hands


    Speakeasy?
    Weed


    Bendis?
    Brother


    Jenna Jameson?
    Whore


    Stephen Colbert?
    GOD


    Wayne Gretzky?
    Hats


    Marvel?
    Money


    DC?
    Money



    Warner Bros?
    Evil


    Fox?

    Evil


    Sony?
    EVIL


    Weinsteins?
    EVIL!!


    Bendis(Oeming) Borad members?
    Kind and loving. And bunny killers.


    Boss Hogg?
    Mexican



    Are you a fan of Instan messagening?
    I hate it. Ever try jerking off while IMing with your mom?


    How bad can my spelling be?
    I can amaze you with my skills.



    Do you enjoy Charlie Murphy's E true Hollywood stories?
    Havent seen them because I suck.


    Lost or House?
    what?



    Any questions for the board?
    Yes but Im affraid of you.

    THANKS!
    M!
    Posted By Taki Soma
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    Dear Mike,
    Kiss?

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    Re: The Big bad Oeming Q & A

    Oh its that magic time of the week. Even after being striken down by the first cold of the season Im still coming at ya with this week's questions. So without further adieu.... Lets Start this party.

    With the introduction of your what if book arriving soon, I have to ask the standard what if's?

    What if

    You were not a guru of neo comicdom. What occuptation would you have?

    What if Bendis Left Ultimate spider man?

    What if Marvel one day just bought DC?
    What if Hollywood would stop producing crappy movies?
    What if Marlon brando was alive today?
    What if The Ultimate spider man video game featured a cameo of your self?
    What if You stopped fearing the board?

    Enough What if's Back to the randomness.

    What is your favorite guilty pleasure in the music world?
    How did you meet your wife?
    was that too personal?
    What pose would you like your inaction figure to be in?
    Would he be anatomically correct?
    Do you watch Smallville?
    Have you ever been to British Columbia?
    Why do you suck? Shouldn't that be the job of others?
    If forced to choose which would you pick. Immortality, or infinite youth?
    Would You ever cuddle with a fan at a convention?
    What were the last 5 dvd's you purchased or rented.
    What shoes do you wear?
    Is Taki a tiny little dynamo who is unaware of her own strength?
    Does Rangr chic's new name give you a moment of pause?
    What role of yoru own work would you cast Ellijah wood in?
    Did you watch the Season premire of Lost?
    What in your eyes has been the greatest invention to benefit mankind in the last 10 years?

    Word Assc.

    Todd Macfarlene
    The Grimace
    Powers
    Growing pains
    Full house
    online journals
    monkeys
    real dolls
    Nyquil

    And finally a last round of hopefully non reapeated questions.

    Do you like Prince?
    Breakin or Breakin 2: electric bugaloo?
    Pc or Mac?
    Man love or Love?
    Brokeback Mountain or Brown Bunny
    Nestle Quick or Bosco
    Mac and Cheese or Kraft Dinner?
    Burger or hot dog?
    Where is the last place you left your keys?

    That's all for this week Mike always a pleasure, and if you have anything you would like to ask the board please feel free to do so. Also for the members with questions drop them down in here see if we can get em answerd right quick. Till next week

    Boss
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    Re: The Big bad Oeming Q & A

    Quote Originally Posted by Oeming
    Pepsi or coke?
    Was COKE. Now its GingerAle
    WTF? GingerAle? What kind of non-alcoholic drinker are you anyways? GingerAle is only good when you have a stomach ache. It's true!
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    Re: The Big bad Oeming Q & A

    If you were to get power from swallowing any super hero's cum, whose cum would you choose?

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    Re: The Big bad Oeming Q & A

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Haseloff
    If you were to get power from swallowing any super hero's cum, whose cum would you choose?
    There is something VERY wrong with this question.

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    Re: The Big bad Oeming Q & A

    Oeming...

    WHERE IS THOR?!?!?!??!!:grope:

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    Re: The Big bad Oeming Q & A

    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon
    WTF? GingerAle? What kind of non-alcoholic drinker are you anyways? GingerAle is only good when you have a stomach ache. It's true!

    No, its as great non-alcoholic drink- not healthy, but much better for you than coke or pepsi
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    Kiss?

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