An early sign of insanity?

[Jake]

Mr. Maleev,
For some reason every time I see your artwork, the theme to "SWAT" starts playing inside my head. And frankly, I have no idea why. Perhaps it's because your work kicks ass. Perhaps it's because the song has got that cool "Don't mess with me, punk!" attitude like your gritty Dardevil art. But mostly, I'm afraid, it could be I'm very well losing my fragile mind and you are the cause of it. I'd almost be tempted to call you a monster and give you whatfore if I wasn't so busy funking out constantly by your art and that damn Ventures song. I shudder to think what Spider Woman is going to do to me.

Sincerely,
Jake

[Alex(sadly)Maleev]

If your condition persists, I strongly advice you to put down the book and take a hit from the bong. Maybe, just maybe a different song will start playing.
Then again, if you are not of legal age and cannot be responsible for own actions, just go out for a breath of fresh air or read some crappy comic drawn by a crappy artist. There are plenty to choose from.

[Persevering Guy]

If your condition persists, I strongly advice you to put down the book and take a hit from the bong. Maybe, just maybe a different song will start playing.
Then again, if you are not of legal age and cannot be responsible for own actions, just go out for a breath of fresh air or read some crappy comic drawn by a crappy artist. There are plenty to choose from.

um, we don't really have a legal age here..

[guardian]

If your condition persists, I strongly advice you to put down the book and take a hit from the bong. Maybe, just maybe a different song will start playing.
Then again, if you are not of legal age and cannot be responsible for own actions..

Wait, there's a legal age for the stuff... no seriously, is there.

[Boss Hogg]

I always get the theme to welcome back carter, followed by the dukes of hazzard

[the last ronin]

Dear Jake,
turn off the "repeat" function on your ipod.
sincerely,
Alex Ross.

[Jake]

Oh, if only it were that easy. But as long as you don't illustrate anything crappy, I'm doomed. :P