So, What Did The 616 Version Of Yourself Get In "House Of M"?

**The Cheap-Arse Film Critic** · 07-25-2005, 04:50 PM

I'm married to Kelly Osbourne, Alyson Hannigan and Drew Barrymore at the same time, I'm a world famous filmmaker, and I own an arm full of Oscars.

How'd everybody else make out?

**TonyFleecs** · 07-25-2005, 04:52 PM

I'm Mr. Fantasti-pants.

**BriRedfern** · 07-25-2005, 04:57 PM

Perfect Health and moderate wealth.

**JABSEN** · 07-25-2005, 05:00 PM

Killed by Anti-Sapien Mutant Hate group.

What?

They can't all be good.That would be boring

**BWC Boston** · 07-25-2005, 05:02 PM

Never had to see or hear "616" outside of a digital clock or an extra value meal purchase ever again.

**bartleby** · 07-25-2005, 05:10 PM

I still haven't seen anything closely resembling solid proof that whoever is behind the reality-altering events of HOUSE OF M is intentionally granting anyone their wishes outside of an maybe an individual or two.

**sonnylarue** · 07-25-2005, 05:12 PM

could wordbaloon be a house of m bi-product????

Howlett · 07-25-2005, 05:16 PM

I got leprosy

**who cares?** · 07-25-2005, 05:16 PM

i'm earning 1/2 a mil a year, married to my dream girl, and living in a nice house, managing my company from home, and reading books all day.... (and listening to music) when i'm not with my wife....

**noble** · 07-25-2005, 05:20 PM

I have patented hate - o- vision which makes everyone I glare at for more than ten seconds go out and kill the thing they hate the most with a frozen waffle.

I also have ass begone breath. Which means if I blow a hearty wind in the direction of your ass, your butthole will fall off. You will then swell up like a tick and explode in a literal shit storm two weeks later.

Shitekenisis - I have the power to move shit with my mind. Either laying on the ground such as dog or rabbit turdlings, or tear it straight from your bowels. I can then fling it as a lethal road biscuit of death at hapless retards.

Speaking of Retards I have a secondary vision power. Retard - o - vision. Anyone I hit with this puppy will be instantly reduced to the IQ of a baked potato. Or Jessica Simpson depending on my mood.

I am also the master of all manner of clothing with my dryer static cling powers. Fuck with me and I'll make your clothes fly off.